Why do birds...

[Super Scooter]

"Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

 

[Teheheman]

*catches Bert and scores a TD, spikes him like he's a football and does a freaky, deeky dance* BOOYAH!!!!!!!

Daniel

 

[Super Scooter]

: "Freaky-deeky? ... I don't know why I stick around these places."

: "Ooooh, my head... I really don't think I'm supposed to be in this thread."

: "Oh, relax, Bert! It's all in good fun. Besides, you've got such a squishy head, Bert."

 

[Pork]

I had a pet bird once....then our neighbours dog barked at it and gave it and it just fell off his perch...poor little thing.

 

[Teheheman]

I had a parrot that talked, but it didn't say I'm hungry, so it died

Daniel

 

[Beakerfan]

Heehee!

I don't like birds... except for eating. My mom likes birds, so we used to have an aviary full of like, 40 of them.

 

[Barry Lee]

Bert: Erniieee!! I dont have a squishy head!!

Gonzo: That was AMAZING! Can I try?

Crazy Harry: Sure, I will put you in the canon! ((Does Crazy Harry laugh))

Gonzo: Oh boy!!

Bert: Oh no...
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[Pork]

an owl pooped on my shoulder once....when I was at the zoo!!!

 

[Super Scooter]

Well, Triumph would say your shoulder was simply the best... "FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!"

 

[Teheheman]

How come birds poop on your car ONLY when you clean it?

Daniel