When a Muppet says...

[LouisTheOtter]

I started this thread with the Swedish Chef and I'll continue it (with thanks to all who have posted) by mentioning that his "Hoo, hoo, hoo" laugh is one of the Muppety things that really makes me smile as of late.

I think it's more of a Bill Baretta tweak than one of Jim Henson's original affectations for the character, but I still like it. It even works in a sad song like "Pictures In My Head" and especially in "Christmas Smorgasbord" from A Green and Red Christmas. (There are so many ways that song could have been a train wreck, I can't believe it works as well as it does.)

 

[LamangoNumber2]

One of the best lines I ever heard uttered by Gonzo is after he flings himself infront of Beua's taxi. "YEAH, IT'S GREAT WHEN IT WORKS!"
I could easily see that as being a Looney Toons gag.

 

[Mandy The Bunny]

One of the best lines I ever heard uttered by Gonzo is after he flings himself infront of Beua's taxi. "YEAH, IT'S GREAT WHEN IT WORKS!"
I could easily see that as being a Looney Toons gag.

I knows!

 

[gonzosgirl1987]

i love when kermit scrunches up his face and says oh piggy.... you can really feel the love

 

[Speed Tracer]

Okay. This one just makes me lose it every single time. I don't know why. I think this line could only have happened in The Great Muppet Caper:

Kermit: "I think I'll read for a while."

*beat*

"I wish I had a book."

 

[meepmuppaphones]

My favorite quotes ever:

1.:Fetch the beaker, Beaker.
2.:Bananana-nana-na.
3.De hoonioons clear de seen-oo-sees.
4.:You are all WEIRDOS!
5.:When I let you do your boomerang fish act, some VERY HOT PLACES will FREEZE OVER!
6. Marvin Suggs(No emoticon for him): They go flat. Like teensy pancakes.
7. Marvin Suggs (No emoticon): SILENCIO!
8.DIGNITY! DIGNITY!
9.:My uncle owns the theater.
10.:Ooh, pyramids! What shape do you want them?
11.:That was DEGRADING!!!!
12.:I think it's 2B, but I'm not so sure.
:Well, make up your mind! 2B or not 2B!
13. Meep meep meep, meep mo mo meep!
14.A blue furry Charles Dickens that runs around with a rat?!
15.About time we've had some sophistication on the show!
16.SOMEONE GIVE ME A PEN! I'LL GIVE YOU A CHICKEN! I'LL GIVE YOU ALL MY CHICKENS! I'LL GIVE YOU MY SOUL! Wait. I have plans for that.
17.Wayne (no emoticon): Whoops! You got the double sheep's head wrong! The rabbit runs around the tree TWICE and THEN goes in the hole!
18.The theater's on fire... THE THEATER'S ON FIRE!!!! AARRRGH!!!
19.Oh, is it too late to go into hibernation?
20.Boo, get off the stage!!!
21.Well, ya gotta have SOLE. And if you don't have sole, use halibut!
22. That's not the finish! THIS IS THE FINISH! HHHIIIII-YYAAAHHH!
23.(I like pretty much all of their jokes.)
24.His eyes are glued to the set!
25.Bo, a beer, a female beer
26.Sadly temporary...

That's all I could think of.

 

[tutter_fan]

I liked it when the gangster "Foozie Bear" from the new Muppet Movie says "Wacka Wacka" (Even though that's not spelled right, I figured I'd post it just like he might say it". I can also tell you that anything the Swedish Chef does his hilarious! I like it when Statler & Waldorf are curious as to what the Swedish Chef might cook up, and that "Swedish Meatballs" episode: "15 LOVE!"

 

[Mandy The Bunny]

I loved it when Gonzo said this in an interview:
Woman: What are your influences for your act? I love Experimental Theater.
Ah. Experimental Theater! My great love. Thank you. We'll have dinner together and live together after the show.
ROFL!

 

[gonzosgirl1987]

i love the new saying what the wocka? that gangster fozzie says in the muppets and i love when regular fozzie say no problem!! in the muppet movie

 

[Beauregard]

I love when Beauregard says, "Ri-ght" and scrunches up his face and you know that he has NO idea what he has just been told but he's gunna give it a try anyway.