When a Muppet says...

[Pinkflower7783]

My husband like "you got nice teeth Jaaaaack Blaaaaack" lol

 

[Borples]

This one's been making me giggle lately. In MTI Silver and Smollett are arguing whether to toast the voyage, and Fozzie keeps throwing drinks out of a window. A rat sticks his head in and says "You wanna knock it off with the booze? It's peeling the paint off the shuffleboard court." It's just the word "booze." That word has a lot of comic value on its own, but give it to a Muppet and its downright hilarious.

Besides, pretty much anything those vacationing rats say or do is pure gold.

 

[Nyperold]

"So I was reading Balzac the other day, only in translation..."

 

[Pinkflower7783]

You're all weirdos!

 

[PanthraDion]

"So I was reading Balzac the other day, only in translation..."

I recognize this quote but cannot remember who said it! Ergh!

 

[Pinkflower7783]

Kermit saying:"And we'll be seeing you real soon with more Muppet stuff, because that's the way the Boss would've wanted it!" - The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson.

 

[TheWeirdoGirl]

"It's time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital, the continuing stoooooooory of a quack who's gone to the dogs!"

"I've got the ultimate act! But I'm going to need a typewriter for it."
"But Gonzo, we don't have a typewriter!"
"Then I'll use a cow!"

"Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear."

"Kermit, does this film have socially redeeming value?"

 

[Mandy The Bunny]

"For you I'd clean my hair with stinky glue, fry my legs and eat them too, put a spider in my shoe for you!"
That was so funneh when Gonz-ster sang that XD

 

[Alvin]

"I like my coffee like I like my women....a Laaaate ok...." Pepe...A Very Merry Muppet Christmas. Love that line.

 

[LamangoNumber2]

I recognize this quote but cannot remember who said it! Ergh!

Thog.