When a Muppet says...

[Auberoun]

What make me happy is these little sentences:

:Good grief, the comedian's a bear!
: No he's-a-not, He's-a-wearin' a neck tie!

One of my all time favorites as well!

 

[Slackbot]

I like Gonzo's "Cool!" Something about the way he says that makes me smile.

And there's Fozzie's "Thank you, thank you, and thank you!" which I have been known to imitate after a deliberaately bad joke.

And of course, Sam the Eagle's "You are all weirdos."

 

[LouisTheOtter]

When Lew Zealand says, "I'll do my Boomerang Fish!" In IAVMMCM.

Lew also has two of my favourite Muppet movie lines:

(1) In the climax of GMC, when the gang is atop the Mallory Gallery and Kermit says "We've got to find a way to lower ourselves down" (or some such thing), Lew whispers, "Right! Here's the paper towels!"
(2) In The Muppets, responding to Kermit's horror over the Jack Black kidnapping: "We Muppets have known for a long time that a celebrity is NOT a people!" One of the best lines of this - or any - Muppet film.

And I must say that when Borples brought up Uncle Travelling Matt's "The other dayyyyy..." it immediately popped into my head and made me smile. Thanks Borples!

 

[Abb Green]

I like Statler's and Waldorf's laughs!
*After they say something funny*
Both: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
I also like Animal's two exclamatory sentences that he usually says in a row like: DIGNITY! DIGNITY! (From the Liberace episode)

 

[Auberoun]

I also like Animal's two exclamatory sentences that he usually says in a row like: DIGNITY! DIGNITY! (From the Liberace episode)

Animal certainly has uttered some classic phrases. My favorite animal line or catch phrase comes when he says "SOORRRY!" in TGMC.

 

[Abb Green]

Animal certainly has uttered some classic phrases. My favorite animal line or catch phrase comes when he says "SOORRRY!" in TGMC.

I like it when he says "Soor-ee" too!

 

[Slackbot]

I've become fond of Animal's "In controoooool."

 

[tutter_fan]

I think the newsman is hilarious depending on how he announces a newsflash!

It's either "This is a Muppet newsflash!", "THIS IS A MUPPET NEWSFLASH!" (if he reads it quite loudly) or "AND NOW, A MUPPET NEWSFLASH!"

 

[bazooka_beak]

The only one I can pick doesn't make sense unless you hear the whole scene...so here it is from episode 314 of TMS...(my favorite line in bold)

: Thank you, thank you...Fozzie, this is not going to work!
: Just read off the page frog!
: Lagies and genklefins...Lagies and genklefins?!
:Let's see
: That's what it says, Lagies, and Gengklefins...
: Alright, so my typing is bad.
: Lagies and Genklefins...welcone again tie the Muppel Shocks. My name is Kermit the Forg…the Forg!?
:Come on pick up the pace, here we go...
and our spegial guest stap is the amazing Hapry Belaf-that's Harry Belafonte folks!
: Kermit, your timing must be off...you should be getting big laughs with that stuff!
: aaaaghhhh...(chases Fozzie offstage)

I've been having a bad day and this is actually making me laugh really hard. Thank you for this!

 

[Abb Green]

You're welcome!