What made you roll your eyes today thread?

[D'Snowth]

Didn't I call this? I'm pretty sure I did. Along with high-fives and fist bumps.

 

[LittleJerry92]

No, I already predicted this would happen.

Welp. Thank you fellow feminists and SJW’s for not allowing any form of physical contact to happen in this world.

 

[Schfifty]

So, apparently handshakes could now be banned from the working world.

This totally falls into the manipulation of #metoo. I’m calling it.

Why would people disallow that? Even as a formal greeting?

 

[LittleJerry92]

Because any form of physical contact can now be considered “sexual harrassment.”

 

[D'Snowth]

I mean I used to support the #MeToo Movement, but now it's just gotten way out of hand, way out of control, and way too far.

 

[LittleJerry92]

It’ll get to the point where just giving birth to a male baby will be considered sexual harassment.

 

[fuzzygobo]

At least the outlawing of handshakes has not gained traction in Japan. If the banning of handshakes (let alone hugs) continues, then arrest me right now. Then I'll spend the rest of my life in jail.
Then I'll be a burden on the me too's taxpayer's dime. And I'll insist on a private cell (Martha Stewart's old one should still be vacant) and demand steak and lobster every day.
Cuff me and stuff me!

 

[D'Snowth]

Yeah, take me in as well. However, I can always argue that the physical contact was consentual, as people actually like getting hugs from me.

 

[fuzzygobo]

Let's take this absurd notion further. What will happen at the end of sporting events? At the end of any baseball, football, basketball or hockey game, the teams line up and shake hands in the name of good sportsmanship. Should they just beat each other up instead?
What will happen at the end of Jeopardy! when Alex Trebek comes over and congratulate the players? Would Alex be arrested too?
How about the characters at Disney World or any other theme park? No more physical contact at all? A few kids' hearts might get broken in the process, but hey! Welcome to Dystopia!
What happens if you teach your dog to shake hands? Will you get arrested and your dog gets sent to the pound? Flaky Pudding wouldn't last one day in the joint!
Just how does Me Too plan to legislate and enforce this ban?
Can jails be built fast enough to house everyone who violates this notion? Sheer insanity.

 

[D'Snowth]

Imagine if Richard Dawson was still hosting FAMILY FEUD.