6 For the Lord came and asked Old Thunder, "Where be LittleJerry?"
7 "He is out in the pastures, o lord," said Thunder, "for I know that I am LittleJerry's keeper."
8 And the Lord smoke Conor and there was much rejoicing in the hills.
9 For the Lord works in mysterious ways, and all good things come to those who wait.
10 Stop doing drugs.