Watter cooler talk

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

*bubble gurgle, blip blip*

A glass of water you shall have in due time, in due time. Right now the almighty Cooler Of Water needs a Tylenol. A gel-cap would be preferable. All this pressure is manifesting itself into a headache. I think I need a PSI gauge.

*Pop, pop pop*

 

[jediX]

I believe it is "La De Da! ...De Dum, La De Da De Dum."

Dispense the water, thou who possessith and holdith the water!

 

[Beauregard]

Hold thy water, thou wetter of cups!

 

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

*GURGLE GURGLE*

Hold thy horses, or all your cups shall remain empty and dry!

*BUBBLE BUBBLE*

 

[TogetherAgain]

But I don't have any horses.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

You know what you never see near watercoolers? Moose!! Well that's about to change

Moose *from inside cooler*: Help!!

 

[Beauregard]

But I don't have any horses.

Then use cows...if you have none of them, lure them in with poptarts...

What? It worked before.

EDIT: *includes Toga's post*

 

[jediX]

I thought pop tarts were only used in luring robots...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Then use cows...if you have none of them, lure them in with poptarts...

Cows?? I think you mean moose

 

[TogetherAgain]

Cows?? I think you mean moose

Well, I'll compromise and use a coose. How's that?

...um... so where the hey can I find a coose?

...and for the first time in like, ten posts, I WAS NOT ZIFFLED! It just feels so weird...

Rizzo: You mean that Mr. Arrow's dead?
Gonzo: Yeah, that...
Rizzo: Yeah...
Gonzo: ...And my pants are filled with starfish.