Watter cooler talk

[Beauregard]

Oh almighty drip, is rictual sacrifice truely necessery? It's makes such a mess, and we just had the cleaners in this office...

 

[JaniceFerSure]

I'm singing in the rain,just *gurgles* in the *gurgles* rain.

 

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

There's a moose hair in this water. I shall sue.

And I shall say, "ask me if I care?" Ask me if I care? There, now with that being said, I shall filter out any and all impurities contained within these plastic circular walls.

Oh almighty drip, is rictual sacrifice truely necessery? It's makes such a mess, and we just had the cleaners in this office...

Hmm... let me gurgle that thought a moment. *gurgle gurgle* I have now gurgled. Well, my conclusion has come to to conclude some conclusive results. Ritual sacrifices as messy as they may be, are fun, we must have one!

*drip drip drip*

 

[Krazedmuppet]

Do you suppose they call this a water cooler cuz... well it cools water?

 

[superfan]

That is not the only purpose to the water cooler! It imparts not only refreshing H20 but wisdom for the ages. Take a drink form the cooler and see the light!!

 

[superfan]

*HICCUP!!*
Oh, excuse me.

 

[Krazedmuppet]

does it also bring youth? wow... think of what we could do with this... Superfan, if you dont say anything, Ill give you half of everying I get ok?

 

[superfan]

does it also bring youth? wow... think of what we could do with this... Superfan, if you dont say anything, Ill give you half of everying I get ok?

(not saying anything, not saying, anything, not saying anything...)

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Water,water everywhere,I gotta get wet..

 

[superfan]

Ask and ye shall receive!
Almighty water cooler, Janice needs some water!!!!