This is a Muppet Newsflash!

[Fozzie Bear]

In the style of the Muppet Newsman, type in a report...a quick few sentences...to announce a Muppet Newsflash!

Example:
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THIS IS A MUPPET NEWSFLASH!

There will be a recount on the votes regarding the election of Paper or Plastic. It seems that incumbent votes were mysteriously written in for cardboard boxes. When asked about the mysterious votes, the cardboard box had no comment.

Who writes this stuff?
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Next Newsflash?

 

[Philo and Gunge]

This is a Muppet Newsflash!

Reports are saying that a Mr. Lew Zealand has the paper towels. BUT, what color are their hands now and who has the peanut butter?

 

[Beauregard]

THIS IS A MUPPET NEWS FLASH:

In recent days a mysterious new Fraggle Animal has taken over Fraggle Rock, it appears to be a cross between a Dozer and a Bull, wait, how can this be?

Oh, sorry, I read that wrong.

*ah hum*

A Fraggle rock band had been taken over by a Bull-Dozer.

*sound of loud rock music*

*a bulldozer bursts into the newsroom, knocking down the Newsman, and blaring loud rock music*

Oh, bother...

 

[MockMockChef]

HERE IS A MUPPET NEWSFLASH!


For the first time in history, a invention of Muppet labs WORKS!
The invention of Muppet Labs was an on batteries working airplane.

Voice of Bunsen:Take a parachute!The batteries are not charghed!
The airplane goes fall down!
Beaker yells and jumps out the airplane without parachute
The Newsman says:Oh No!
Beaker lands in the studio on the head of the Newsman.The Newsman is knock-out.Bunsen says:It's good, you land on somthing soft.
And when the Newsman says:Where am i!
falls the airplane on his head and hes back knock-out.
Then comes Bunsen in the studio and says:Next time whe wil use charged batteries!

 

[Beauregard]

This is a MUPPET NEWS FLASH:

The stage lights are not working, which is why I m reporting from the dark. Kermit the frog has run down to Sesame Street to try to bring back The Count von Count who will provide a lighting show until we get the lights back on.

KERMIT: All right, Count your on in five

*the Count runs right in*

COUNT: Five, that's five seconds, four, three, oh I love it, two, one...Ah, ha, ah

*A bolt of lighting strikes the newsman*

*and another*

COUNT: Two, that's two bolts of lighting! Ah, ha, ah

*and another, and another, and another.....*

NEWSMAN: Heeeelp

SCOOTER: Hey, Newzy, Lighten up

*and another...*

 

[MockMockChef]

THIS IS A MUPPET NEWSFLASH!

For the first time in history, a invention of Muppet labs WORKS!
The invention of Muppet Labs was an on batteries working airplane.

Voice of Bunsen:Take a parachute!The batteries are not charghed!
The airplane goes fall down!
Beaker yells and jumps out the airplane without parachute
The Newsman says:Oh No!
Beaker lands in the studio on the head of the Newsman.The Newsman is knock-out.Bunsen says:No resen to worry, you land on somthing soft.
Then says the Newsman:Where am i! and falls the airplane on his head and hes back knock-out.

(This is the good version.When i saw the fould in the other it was to late to edit. )

 

[ryhoyarbie]

Here is a Muppet News Flash!

A string of people walked into the oval office of the White House today and demanded to know why Bush didn't have security in place in stopping the people coming in. Bush later boarded the entrance to the oval officer from outside. He later realized the next morning he couldn't get into the office to do his work. Then Nelson from the Simpsons came up and laughed at him.

ryan

 

[Beauregard]

This is a Muppet NEws Flash:

You are all weirdos.

*gets attacked by Gonzo and Gonzo's kind*

 

[Philo and Gunge]

This is a Muppet Newsflash

Reports are coming in from all over the world complaining about false news. Sorces say they are coming with blow torches and chainsaws to the Muppet Newsroom. And that's the news for tonight! (all the people come with blow torches and chainsaws)

 

[Crazy Harry]

THIS IS A MUPPET NEWS FLASH:

The Muppet Theater's catering servece has forgoten the pizza. Not to worry, as a plane is on it's way here to drop off it's supplies before landing.

*checks the papers*

Drop off it's supplies before landing? Shouldn't that be the other way arou…

*gets burried by pizzas from the sky*