The... -wait fer it-... "What made you laugh today?" Thread

[LittleJerry92]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1422025260245860355

 

[D'Snowth]

I mean who does that? Some things are better left done alone.

 

[D'Snowth]

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. It’s a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.

AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.

HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?

ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

 

[LittleJerry92]

You forgot to mention the part where Hillary points out she’s a woman.

 

[D'Snowth]

Don't blame me, I didn't write this stuff; just copy and paste.

 

[LittleJerry92]

Oh my goodness!

The fact that he’s also wearing an akatsuki shower cap!

 

[LittleJerry92]

Great way to start my morning!

 

[LittleJerry92]

 

[LittleJerry92]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1460324129706586113

 

[LittleJerry92]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1471807528472350722

This is really accurate though