The "Thread Killers Organisation", or "TKO"

[D'Snowth]

That's probably the other reason why I included you in the pilot script of T*K*O, Ziffel. But I can understand why they wanted Beauregard as the custodian, 'cuz on The Muppet Show, Beauregard WAS the back-stage janitor. Hmm, maybe I could try to work you into a future script, while the season is still running.

 

[Ziffel]

I apologize, everyone, for my previous post here which was childish and ridiculous. Some difficult things going on, been down on myself, but this was silly and uncalled for.

 

[Beauregard]

Don't vorry. We all have days like that. Really it's great to see you around here more and more often these days. I just happen to get you confused with another member with a similar member name sometimes...

Anyway, back to the job in hand.

 

[Ziffel]

Thanks Beau. In the weekday mornings before work (when it is 6am here it is 11am where you are, I think). if I have a few minutes I stop in here briefly sometimes and I often see you practically by yourself at that time and wish I had the time to stay a little bit longer.

 

[MrsPepper]

Hey guys! I think I had evaporated for a few days there. Everyone having a good weekend so far?

 

[Beauregard]

*raises hand*

What is the capital of Deleware?

 

[Vibs]

*All of a sudden the door opens and slams into the wall next to it. A dark shadow stands outside with the darkblue, almost black sky in the background with the rain pouring down. The shadow is stepping into the room while an evil and yet calm laughter is to be heard. Finally a lightning followed by a loud thunder that makes everybody in the room shiver, reveals this strangers true identity. It is...*

Joke Killer (J/K): ... So we meet again, Thread Killers.

*Strolls through the room in an half-evil/calm way. Takes a seat by the end of the table. Takes off hood.*

J/K: Nice little club-thingy you guys have here.

*Grabs an apple, and starts eating it*

J/K: I've been gone a while, Frenchmen had become too funny and... Yeah. *Evil smugging* Now how are you all doing?

-Shocked Silence-

J/K: *Frowns*... I Hate those ordinary questions anyway. Actually I just wanted to... mmm good apple... um, I just wanted to bump in and you know.. bump in and... bump.

*Swallows the rest of the apple (Inclusive the apple core) in one piece*

J/K: Does anyone have some tea?

 

[MrsPepper]

**MrsPepper turns around in her new big chair which she has mysteriously acquired** Well, Vibs. Welcome. Glad to see you're back, and ready to act. What are you standing here for? Get to work!

 

[Vibs]

J/K: ... Vibs?

*Stands up and walks slowly towards mrs. Pepper*

J/K: I don't know any Vibs, sweetie. My name is "The Joker Killer" or actually that is not my real name but I am a villain, and I like "The Joke Killer". Also because that is what I am. So you may call me that.

*Raises head and looks at the others*

J/K: Is that clear?

 

[MrsPepper]

Crystal. **Eyes the Joke Killer in an almost threatening way** Now, as you can see by my giant cushy chair, I've grown accustomed to giving the orders around here. So um, if you please, go out and kill some threads, okay? **Smiles sweetly**