The Third Somewhat-Annual Muppet Central Award Ceremony!!

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <runs in> I'M HERE! I'M BACK! I'M SORRY I HAD TO GO PRAY- L'shannah tova, everybody. What'd I miss?
Robin: <points at Crazy award> That.
Lisa: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! <grabs and hugs award, bounces around> I'M CRAZY I'M CRAZY I'M CRAZY I'M CRAZY!
Robin: ...Yup.
Lisa: Thanks for the Crazy award, everybody! And Mazel Tov to all the other winners- you guys rock!

 

[Leyla]

Hilda< gushing> : Oh, look how he did that! Look at the style and grace and sophistication with which he accepts that award! Oh... he's beautiful.

Leyla: <cautiously> I'm... not sure that's the kind of compliment a fifteen year old boy would appreciate, Hilda. He certainly deserves the award though!

Hilda: He seems to like muffins... or making muffins... perhaps I should invite him to a bake off.

Leyla: Wow! Are you really thinking of asking him out? That's very modern of you Hilda, considering the age difference. And what about your secret admirer?

Hilda: <sigh> Wouldn't it be wonderful if they turned out to be the same person.

Wanda: You're living in a fairytale world, Hilda. <to Leyla> And you're not helping at all!

Leyla: I thought we already established that I'm plotting. Now hang tight... fanfiction awards are coming up!

Hilda: <suddenly nervous> Ah... well, um... she's... not going to be here is she?

Leyla: Who?

Hilda: The... ushy gushy girl?

Leyla: Hmm? Oh, her. Right. No, no. She's chained outside, doodling love hearts or something... I'm sure she'll be fine.

Hilda: Good... 'cause Lisa just got here.

Leyla: <watches Lisa for a moment> She's such a subtle presence, isn't she?

Wanda: <eyes Leyla> I see where you get it from.

Jimmy: Can you get me some of those muffins? And I need you to change a tire on my car.

 

[theprawncracker]

Hello everyone! It's time for the second half of the award show which focusses soley on fan-fiction! So, if those of you non-fan-fic readers or writers would like to head off to bed, feel free to do so and check the winners of the very special awards (that will be revealed after the fan-fiction section) in the morning! Thank you all, now to start us off in the fan-fic realm, here's Cookie Monster!

*Cookie Monster runs on stage in his somewhat tattered tux*

Cookie: Okay okay okay? Where me cookies? They told me there be cookies here if I come talk about stories? So where me cookies? Oh! *sees microphone* COOKIE! *eats microphone* Um num num num! *belches with microphone inside him adding to loudness* 'Scuse me. So, um, winner of award is inside this envelope...But how can I get in the envelope? Maybe if I bite it open...*opens mouth over envelope*

*Herry Monster rushes on stage*

Herry: Cookie Cookie no no no!! That's the award for "Funniest Fan-Fiction"!

Cookie: Oh...So what about it?

Herry: You can't eat it! It'll taste funny!

Statler: Good grief the bear's passing along his joke!
Waldorf: To bad Herry isn't passing it on!
Both: Do ho ho ho!

Herry: *snatches envelope* Now let's see, *opens it* and the winner is "Scenes From Behind the Scenes" by Layla! Way to go!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <Gasp!> <wild applause, squeaky voice> I'm so proud of you, protege!!!!! Go on, Leyla go get your award! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!

 

[Ruahnna]

HAVE TO jump in to say Yaaaayy! (waves arms wildly about head) Perfect choice!

<is embarrassed for not voting or keeping up this week>

 

[theprawncracker]

Well it's good to know that Leyla's been so well excepted by us in the fan-fic community, because by golly she deserves it! And moving on with our ode to da fan-fic. So here she is ladies and gentlemen, the lady without her gentleman, Miss Piggy.

*Four penguins carry Miss Piggy on stage on a throne as she sits atop the throne stroking her hair, they carry her to the podium and stop*

Miss Piggy: Hello there little people, it is moi's honor to present the award for "Ushy Gushy Fan-Fiction." Now, being a diva, I simply do not have the time to go out and read fan-fiction. So, I had to have it explained to moi what ushy gushy meant. And my helpful slaves with the know-how told moi that ushy gushy describes the fan-fiction that pits moi and the frog in lovey dovey situations. Therefore, I commend and thank all ushy gushy writers everywhere, vous have made moi ONE happy pig! And now, here we are, the winner of "Be My Muffiny Valentine" is "Kermie's Girl" by my dear friend Ruahnna. Thank vous mon cherie, vous have made moi love it, now if we could just get thorugh to the frog...

 

[Leyla]

Hilda: <leaping about> Oh! Congrats! That's wonderful! Leyla, you must be so... Leyla?

Leyla: <stares zombielike at the presenters>

Wanda: Well... and for a minute there I thought she'd handle this with a modicum of dignity. Silly me.

Hilda: Leyla? Leyla, they're waiting for you.

Leyla: <stares>

Jimmy: I think you broke her. Hang on... these things lock up all the time, you just need to give them a poke. <He gets up and does so, inadvertantly knocking into Robot Kermit, who twitches subtly>

Leyla: <squeaks and jumps to her feet> Oh! Oh! Um... wow! gee... I really didn't expected this... 'cause you know I'm kinda new around here so I um... wasn't expecting this. Wow...

Wanda: Well, with that sparkling repartee, it's no wonder she won!

Leyla: <glares> With friends like you...

Wanda: You chose me... you're stuck with me.

Leyla: Um, so, thanks, thanks so very very very very much to Prawnie, and Vic and my beloved mentor, and Ru and everyone who voted and everyone else! Thanks! You've made my day!!!

 

[TogetherAgain]

<Stands up and applauds> Oh, I couldn't agree more!!!!!! ...And, oh my, Piggy, where did you get that throne? It's gorgeous... Not half as gorgeous as you, naturally, but...

 

[Ruahnna]

Catherine/Ru: Oh, wow, Piggy--thanks! (Steps up to stage and drops feather boa. Reaches down to pick up feather boa and almost drops award.) Ooh--oh, thanks. Now if I could just get a better grip on the, um.... (stares at MC audience in wonder)
Wow! Thanks so much! I'm just astonished! How nice to know that someone besides me likes the lovey dovey stuff. Even those of you who read it as guests!
(Accepts kiss from Piggy on cheek.) Thanks so much, dear. I'm all a-tither, but I've got to get back to writing the next installment. (Piggy whispers something.) Yes--I think he will. I'll have a little chat with him when I get back to the dorm. (Waves at audience and trips over feather boa, but does not fall or drop the award, which she has a death grip on.) Oops! Thanks, guys!

 

[theprawncracker]

Okay, getting on with it, now welcome to the stage Fozzie Bear to present the awards for "Best Villain in a Fan-Fiction" and "Best Original Character in a Fan-Fiction"!

*Fozzie dances on stage in his tux*

Fozzie: Hiya hiya hiya! You're such a wonderful looking audience! So, since you look so wonderful, I think I'll let you in on a little secret award! *leans in close and whispers* "Best Soft Drink Placement in a Fan-Fiction!" Wocka! Wocka!

Statler: ...Was that even a joke?
Waldorf: I dunno, but we can still say we hated it!
Statler: Good point! Boo! Hiss! Get off the stage!

Fozzie: Hang on you two! I can't get off the sage until I say that Lloyd Galt from "Destination: Home" is the best villain and Maggie the Frog from "Swamp Call" is the best original character and that they were both in TogetherAgain's stories! ...Oops, well, um, those are the winners! Way to go Toga!