The RHLC!

[The Count]

UD: Well... There's nothing like a warm apple scaramel pie. *Samples bits from one of the pies launched at a random RHLC member. And this is nothing like it.

 

[CensoredAlso]

My favorite's always been Apple Pie (and Cheese Cake if that counts). And Key Lime's OK, but it was sold to me as such a big deal and I didn't think it was THAT amazing, hehe.

 

[Skye]

Oh, I've always considered cheesecake to be cake... and my faaaaavorite, favorite type of cake, too!! I totally adore cheesecake, hehe. Fabulous, and delish!

 

[The Count]

Uh-oh... Duck!
*No, no ducks are incoming... But Skye gets hit with a cherry cheesecake nevertheless.

 

[Skye]

*Starts licking it off* Mmmm, can't complain about that!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Uh-oh... Duck!
*No, no ducks are incoming... But Skye gets hit with a cherry cheesecake nevertheless.

(MN enters from dorms, still carrying lemon pie.)

Ha! There you are! (promptly launches said pie in Ed's direction)

 

[CensoredAlso]

One Oreo cookie cream pie ALSO hurled in Ed's direction!

Well...mmm yum...let's say HALF an Oreo cookie pie!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

The battlefield looks delicious, everyone.

Hmm...we seem to be running a little low on artillery. Oh, well, my Muppet College Dorms roommate Nora's coming over here with a load of partially-frozen Boston Cream pies, so we should be good for a bit.

(knock on door)

Nora: Hi, everyone, I've never been here, but I brought a load of pies, so can I come in?

 

[CensoredAlso]

Oh, how could I forget Boston Cream, my other favorite! (in both pie and donut form).

Let's see, Boston Cream projectiles at Muppet Newsgirl and Ilikemuppets, since they haven't been hit yet! I think...well even if they have been hit, POW! Hehe

Crazy Harry plays with Boston Cream! Hehehehehe!

 

[The Count]

UD, hiding beneath the RHLC in his underground bunker: What fools these RHLC-ers be! They've been throwing perfectly good pies at spectral projections, Ed's not been in here all afternoon long. Though maybe I should snag some of the remains of their armaments, Ryan will need sustinence now that he's trapped in his room again until he posts that Sesame story he promised.
*Snatches a Boston Scream pie and a 4 and 20 blackberry pie with his blue clawed hand to take back to MC Dorms' Room #25.