The RHLC!

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::Aims remote at spectral projections, fast forwards to the end until they're nothing but test patterns...and then hits their creator with a Boston Cream::

(That's a reference to a Jim Henson Hour episode, btw. Well, except for the pie part. )

 

[Ilikemuppets]

Carries a cart of random wip crean pies! Hmm... Now whats the worst that could happen???

I don't know where your signature is from, heralde. But I really like it. It is inspiring to me. By the way, I really like Banana cream pie a who lot. Another kind that is used a lot for throw is Lemom meringue, yum! I love Key lime, too. but each his or her own, I guess.

You only had Pumkin Pie, Caroline? I'm a pie fanatic, so you'll love being married to me!

I've neve had apple scaramel before, count. But I'm sure it would taste good in my face though!

I really love Cheese cake a whole lot, too! I'll eat Oreo Cookie cream pie. But it's a little over rated to me. Funny story, one time I was buying one and the cashier kept commenting about it and was telling and pointing it out to his co workers and parcticly drolling over it. He was a bit upsest with it, haha!

Buy that way, haralde, thank you for hitting me with the Boston cream Pies. I really needed that today!

Mmm..Count! I love black berry pie. But I have to say my favorite is cherrie, though. Not saying I want to be hit with one, however!

 

[The Count]

*Voice from above: Too late! *Cherry pies rain down on William, leaving him in a state of sweetened shock, followed by two scoops of vanilla ice cream.
*Voice: Well, what's pie if not a la mode?

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

If it were made from dirt and water, it'd be a la mud.

Oh, you're still here, spectral projection of Ed? Eeesh, what does it take to resolve this fight? And I wanted that slice of apple-caramel pie.

R: Excuse me, ghost-hunter reporter lady. Might I recommend using this one? (hands down another pie)
MN: What's this one called?
R: Oh, Jeff calls it the Lemon Meringue Harangue. If you launch it at a spectral projection of someone, it'll hit the real person as well.
MN: Hot dog. Thank you kindly, my seraphim friend. (proceeds to let Ed's projection have it with the Lemon Meringue Harangue)
R: And by the way, I think I heard Uncle Deadly cackling away in the bunker below the floor. I'd use a few eclairs against him.

 

[The Count]

*Disappears after raising metal merangue shield before lemon pie hits... Prefer mummy merangue myself rully.
UD, snarling down below: Do it, and the boy gets it! Scooter: Don't hit him with any eclaires!

 

[Skye]

Mmmm, what you poured down on William sounds delish, Ed! I hope he loves it, hehe!

You only had Pumpkin Pie, Caroline? I'm a pie fanatic, so you'll love being married to me!

Yup, I'm kinda pie-deprived, I think, hehe. Mmm, that sounds so great, baby! I gotta tell ya, I sure am looking forward to being married to you, for many, many reasons!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: Uh-oh...(genuine fear) no! Deadly, please, no, leave Scooter out of this! He had nothing to do with it!
Nora: Let him go! Please! This isn't funny anymore!
R: What's going on?
MN: Hostage situation, Richard. Deadly's kidnapped Scooter.
R: What the...(shouts into bunker) Scooter, hang on, it's going to be okay! (different tone) Deadly, if you lay one claw on my beloved Muppet alter ego, I'll have that gang of theater critics come in and drag you back to theatrical limbo!

Guys, I think the pie fight's getting out of hand...how about we just call it a halt, gather up the pie fragments and just make a huge batch of trifle?

 

[The Count]

UD: The fate of your beloved theater gofer is entirely in your own hands Hunt. So you'd be wise not to bombard me with those horrid things called eclaires as previously proposed. But if we're laying down terms of a truce... Then I wouldn't object to cart off some cheesecake shells or pumpkin/pecan pie pieces.

*OOC: Sorry guys and gals, this was all meant in Muppety fun/humor. The whole news discussion was getting far too weighty and I felt that Richard would've done something about it himself. Either him or Jim or the rest of the guys.
*In Animal voice soh-rrrrrrrry!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

R: Eeesh, some people...or Muppets or Fraggles or killer demons.
MN: Yeah, the news discussion was starting to take over a bit. Heck, I was just about to mention the copy of "Quilting With the Muppets" that I placed an Inter-Library Loan request for over the weekend.

(Richard picks up a few cheesecake shells, dives down into the bunker and soon flies out carrying Scooter. Down below, Uncle Deadly starts to munch on the cheesecake shells.)
S: Richard...you guys...
R: It's okay, Scooter, it's okay.

MN: All's fair in love, war and pie filling. (starts gathering up pie fragments for trifle)

 

[The Count]

Uncle Deadly, stirs a pot on the stove and fills up a set of teacups with eerie gray. Anyone for some tea? And there are no tea and tea cakes this time.
Crazy Harry: Did somebody say TNT?

All: Nooooooo!
*Ka-boom! Crazy Harry flees the scene laughing as more fruity fillings litter the HQ of the RHLC.