The RHLC!

[Muppet Newsgirl]

That's interesting, has anything like this ever happened to you before?

Hmm...I think it's happened to me a few times, but I can't really name any other specifics right off the bat.

You're right, Skye. Intuition is a strange thing...but it is quite useful from time to time.

 

[Ilikemuppets]

I ask because my mom is just like that.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

It's just the way some people are wired, I guess. Some people go with their emotions and others go with their gut instincts, probably. Or something. Sounds like your mom and I are both cold, ruthless logical types...just kidding.

Oh, and MBM, if you promise to stop firing at any guest who comes within 50 yards of the RHLC headquarters, I'll bring you and everyone some mint chocolate chip ice cream tomorrow.

 

[Ilikemuppets]

Oh boy, I cant wait!

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

Oh, so y'all wait till I'm not HERE to do all the talking. I see. After all that work I did to rid us of guests. You sick, mangled, shells of people.

Ha ha, there's zero guests. Hmm...even Richard's gone...oops.

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

Oh, and MBM, if you promise to stop firing at any guest who comes within 50 yards of the RHLC headquarters, I'll bring you and everyone some mint chocolate chip ice cream tomorrow.

Hmm...tempting...how's 51 yards?

 

[Skye]

Well, you're the one that abandoned us, MBM. Man, the guests see you coming and run for their lives!

Yeah, hey, Muppet Newsgirl, that sounds good to me, too. MBM, I'd say 51 yards is fine. Just try to not scare Richard off again! Our poor baby.

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

Oh, don't feel sorry for Richard. Phht. It's not like anyone here actually LIKES Richard.

Besides Richard seems like the type to be on the giving end of the machine gun dispensing water balloons.

EDIT: Hey! Our guest is back! Ello person-who-may-or-may-not-be-Richard. See, I didn't scare them all off. ::insert gloating smug smilie here::

 

[Skye]

Haha, good point (about both things, of course. I know I don't like Richard! ) But of course, now that he's back, I think he's too lovable to scare away too many times.

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

Too loveable...or too vengeful? Fine line, fine line.