Figured as much. Can't crack crabs open correctly, and it's far too little for such frustration. That's why I'll just take the crab meat instead. Mmm, crabcakes or soft-shelled crab, I haven't had in ages.
*Shares some octopus tentacle rice. You know, I prefer tube-cut tentacle meat to the round disc cuts for pizza. The tube cut just reminds me more of the real thing. *Sips at tumbler of iced tea.
*Gives Sara a birthday hug.