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The New New Quote Thread

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Max: You know, maybe I don't hate Camp Campbell. Maybe I hate everything.
 

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Statler: Hey Berle! You know what? I've just figured out your style. You work like Gregory Peck.
Milton Berle: What? - Gregory Peck's not a comedian!
Statler: Well...
Milton Berle: Now just a minute, please. I've been a successful comedian for half my life!
Waldorf: How come we got this half?
Milton Berle: Look, did you come in here to be entertained or not?
Statler: That's right.
Milton Berle: What??
Waldorf: We came in here to be entertained, and we're not!
 

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Waldorf: Well, you gotta give them credit.

Statler: Why's that?

Waldorf: Well, they're gonna keep on doing it till they get it right.
 

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"Grr! $#!+ weasel!" ~ Big Bird

"Move cake closer!" ~ Herry Monster

"Hey f*** a cookie and how!" ~ Cookie Monster
For the first one, direct your attention to 0:31

For the other two, direct your attention to 0:33 and 1:23
I don't know how you hear these things...but it makes for some incredibly hilarious moments like this. You just made my day. Bravo!
 

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"Grr! $#!+ weasel!" ~ Big Bird

"Move cake closer!" ~ Herry Monster

"Hey f*** a cookie and how!" ~ Cookie Monster
"Aggressive animal noises. Filthy excrement plastered over a wild, furry mammal."

"Please, with all your might, thrust in a great amount of force with your arms this delicious pasty consisting of sugar, butter, and flour covered in smooth, creamy, sugar-flavored icing a few inches more into my viewing area so I can have a good look at its goodness."

"Excuse me, sir or maddam. Please perform sexual intercourse with this tasty, suggary snack food consisting of sugar, salt, butter and flour with small drops of gooey milk chocolate surfacing all around, because one certainly wonders if such action can be performed."
 

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Sonic: No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!
 

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(Double post, sorry)
"Beeef jerky, claaaams, grrape punch..."
Kudos to anyone who knows what show this quote is from.
 

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(Double post, sorry)
Nothing wrong with that, eh?

Anyway....

"I am very poor so all I can afford to eat is crap at McDonald's."

-a common line my immature 15-year-old self made in old speakonia hate videos I made back in the day.
 
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