The New New Quote Thread

[D'Snowth]

"Believe me, herr Kommandant, I am but a poor man. I even have to right to be fat." ~ Sergeant Schultz

 

[LittleJerry92]

Actual conversation when I met Chris Sabat at RI comic Con.

Me: So, my name's Alex Mack.

Chris: Alex?

Me: Yup!

*Chris starts signing the Kuwabara picture I picked for the autograph*

Me: Yeah, Kuwabara has always been my favorite character on Yu Yu Hakusho.

Chris: He's a great guy.

Me: *doing a Kuwabara impression* I really love that voice you did for him!

Chris: *breaks in character and starts doing his Kuwabara voice*

Me: *dying of laughter*

 

[LittleJerry92]

Sgt Thursday: He's got one line down...
Ben: ....and one line up....
Sgt Thursday: ....and one line down....
Ben: ....and one line up. That's the W alright!

 

[LittleJerry92]

Kuwabara: Man, it's dank down here! What's taking my teammates so long?! It'd be nice if they saved my bacon before this truely "Gourmet" eats it with toast! But it won't be easy, that little punk "Game Master" is gonna keep them busy! Bonus points for whoever remembers the arcade games Urameshi played a few days ago, because now they're stuck inside it! Yeah, go play a few rounds of tennis while I'm bound and gagged; oh, I don't mind! Have a ball! Oh, and by the way, I'm being sarcastic! Next time, on Yu Yu Hakusho!

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Piggy:
If you have to tell jokes then tell them to the wall.

 

[D'Snowth]

ROCKO: Heff, everyone's bonkers for me bum.
HEFFER: Yeah, you've got the most famous fanny in all of O Town.

 

[Froggy Fool]

"You smell like fortune cookies."

~Someone on the Discord

 

[LittleJerry92]

Fortune cookie, always wrong!

 

[D'Snowth]

"Joo smell like strrrawberrrries!" ~ Splinter hugging Leonardo

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Rocko: I'm not a dog, I'm a wallaby!

Dog Catcher: A wallaby?

Rocko: Yeah. It's like a kangaroo, only smaller.

Dog Catcher: You made that up!