The New New Quote Thread

[antsamthompson9]

Hopefully the only time someone roasts a Muppeteer in a Toast and Roast segment.
Jarrod Fairclough: I'd like to give a roast to one person, Billy Barkhurst.
Steve Swanson: Really?
JD Hansel: You're really gonna do this publicly?
Jarrod: I am. How that guy ever got Ernie, I don't know. But he never sat right with me, I never liked his Ernie, I much prefer Peter Linz.
Steve: Well, I agree with you there.

 

[CensoredAlso]

“Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin, as self-neglecting.”--Henry V

 

[LittleJerry92]

"Hey, kids! Enjoying your day off? I know I sure am....

*Gets pelted with more snow balls*

Well, I gotta go now..."

 

[D'Snowth]

HAWKEYE: Henry, you're not gonna approve this idiot's application, are you?
MARGARET: That's "Major" to you, Captain!
HAWKEYE: Henry, you're not gonna approve this major idiot's application, are you?

 

[LittleJerry92]

"That square bugs me.... He really bugs me!"

 

[ConsummateVs]

"Hey there, kids! I'm the Drive-Thru Whale! I'LL CHOP OFF YOUR LEGS!"
"Sometimes, it seems like you're trying to go to prison, Coach Z."
"Hey, three square meals a day!"

 

[LittleJerry92]

"She was running late.... But now she'll never be late again."

 

[LittleJerry92]

"It's a what-el?

A Diseasel, I think. There's a notice about them in our shed.

Coughs and sneezles spread diseasels.

You had a cough in your smoke box yesterday. It's your fault the Diseasel came.

It isn't!

It is!"

 

[antsamthompson9]

Jarrod Fairclough: Now that Kermit and Constantine are the same performer, I think the gag of Constantine trying to do his Kermit impression is gonna wear thin very quickly, because now it actually does sound like Kermit.
Steve Swanson: Yes, it does. I noticed that too.
JD Hansel: On the upside, I am getting used to Kermit's voice. His new voice, I still haven't figured out how to imitate it, but...
Jarrod: I thought the 2 new YT videos were the best he sounded in any sort of video at least. Not the Hollywood Bowl, I think he sounded great in the Hollywood Bowl show.
Steve: Oh, that was the best one, yeah.
Jarrod: But I think these videos were the best he sounded in that medium at least.
JD: Yeah, there's still a little bit of Matt in it, for my taste. Like a little of that Matt Big Bird sound in it.
Jarrod: But I'm okay with that, I think it's fine. I never really thought Steve's Kermit sounded exactly like Jim, it's just something I got used to hearing. And I think I've just gotten used to Matt's Kermit way quicker than a lot of the population have.
JD: Visually he's got it now, I'm very impressed.
Jarrod: Visually he's got it and I think the mannerisms are perfect.
JD: That's the thing, his voice may not be exactly the same, but everything about the speech patterns is actually more like Jim's Kermit than Steve's, but it doesn't feel too much like a Jim impression. It still feels like it flows nicely with recent Kermit the Frog material.
Jarrod: Exactly right. And as long as it still feels like Kermit, I don't care if the voice takes another little while to get perfect.
JD and Steve: Yeah.

 

[LittleJerry92]

"Bad guys falls in poop. Classical element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we put our heads back and laugh. Ready?

Ready!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"