The New New Quote Thread

[antsamthompson9]

Dan Becker: You may not be allowed to say anything, but overall is the general vibe on Sesame Street, like is everyone more relaxed now that HBO is giving them funding? Is the vibe a little better now? You may not know because...
Haley Jenkins: To be honest, I've never been there so often where I could see a noticeable difference in vibe from pre-HBO to now. Just speaking for myself, I know that there's definitely in my opinion a little sense of security, knowing that we got HBO backing us up. But I can't speak on everyone else's vibes about it, cause I just don't know.
Dan: You haven't really been there doing it much.
Haley: I've only been there a handful of times since the HBO deal started, cause most of the stuff I've done on Sesame is not on the street.

 

[Twisted Tails]

"Be the change that you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi

 

[Flaky Pudding]

The cotton candy in the attic makes my tummy itch.
-Ralph Wiggum

Only on the Internet can we go from quoting Gandhi to Ralph Wiggum, lol.

 

[Old Thunder]

"Good grief, it's a running gag."

 

[MuppetSpot]

I haven't gotten a clue what is going on here guys - Ed

 

[cjd874]

Count von Count: Oh, Mr. Donahue! Over here!
Phil Donahue: Yes Count, what you want to say?
Count: I must say that I have to agree...with Oscar! (everyone gasps in surprise) Sesame Street is NOT perfect! We could use a lot more COUNTING here! As in: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...

"A Sesame Street Special: Put Down the Duckie" (1988)

 

[Old Thunder]

"Sorry, mate, the wind must've blown me off course! Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
~Johnny Cuba in TUGS, "High Winds"

 

[Flaky Pudding]

"Don't refer to me as The King. Jesus is the only true King,"
-Elvis Presley

 

[D'Snowth]

"Those aren't rabbits, those are bunnies!" ~ Ed

 

[D'Snowth]

DOUBLE D: I don't even know who I am anymore!
ED: You should write your name on your underwear, Double D. See? I'm Hand Wash Only.