The New New Quote Thread

[MuppetSpot]

Stinky - It's okay let me be all alone without a family

 

[mr3urious]

"They don't make them like that anymore, thank God."

- Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

"Row row row your boat, gently down the stream. Grouchily, grouchily, grouchily, grouchily, I think i'm gonna scream."

- Oscar reading a book of grouch nursery rhymes

 

[D'Snowth]

VANESSA: What are we going to do?
BARRY: How about a suicide pact?
VANESSA: How will we do it?
BARRY: I'll sting you, you step on me.
VANESSA: That just kills you twice.
BARRY: Oh yeah.

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

FINN: I'm a cat, i'm an agile cat!

 

[Mo Frackle]

Bernice: Something funny's going on here.
Duckman: It's about time. I'm getting sick of all the social commentary.

 

[MuppetSpot]

Grover- Hey Froggy Baby
Kermit- Oh no not you agian

 

[jaionemaiz]

Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we've done something wonderful, that's what matters to me.
- Steve Jobs

 

[D'Snowth]

RICHARD DAWSON: Name an animal that has three letters in its name.
CONTESTANT: Alligator.

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

"I want to be pregnant and painted like Demi Moore."

- Gene, BOB'S BURGERS