The New New Quote Thread

[D'Snowth]

ROXANNE: Ed? Can't we go somehwere and be alone?
ED: What for?
ROXANNE: Well, maybe we could talk. Or get to know each other a little better. Now, doesn't that sound like more fun than miniature golf?
(Ed glances at the camera, then looks back at Roxanne)
ED: No! Come on!

 

[D'Snowth]

JERRY: George is dating a convict.
KRAMER: What's she in for?
GEORGE: Embezzelment.
KRAMER: Sounds like a nice girl.

 

[MuppetSpot]

Cookie Monster: lasagna is just spaghetti flavor cake

 

[Mo Frackle]

Chip: Oh my goodness! That's a beautiful story, sir! And if you don't go after him... I will.

 

[Drtooth]

I gotta give Homestar credit. Using ridiculously elaborate schemes involving bone-curdling injuries to avoid spending time with family is the kind of Decemberween tradition I can get behind. Now work me over with this two-by-four before we have to go to Great Gamaw's again.
_____Strong Bad

 

[Harleena]

 

[D'Snowth]

SERVANT: Sire, we are doomed! Camelot is doomed!
KING ARTHUR: Of course, dear boy, it's Black Tuesday.

 

[MuppetSpot]

Ed: Canadians are weird

 

[D'Snowth]

"Hey, you can't hit each other, that's my job!" ~ Factory Reset Buzz Lightyear

 

[MuppetSpot]

Steve D'Monster: Don't call me Stevie.