The New New Quote Thread

[MikaelaMuppet]

My old man don't believe in otters.

- Gelman The Bully (Recess)

 

[D'Snowth]

SID: Remember the good old days?
DIEGO: Which good old days?
SID: Ah, you know. Yesterday. Last week.
DIEGO: Yep, those were the good old days.

 

[MuppetSpot]

"Boy, you sure do have a lot of duct-tape,": Steve

 

[mr3urious]

"Wolfman's got nards!"

- From Monster Squad

 

[D'Snowth]

SNUFFY: Ohhhh deeeaaar . . . Ohhhh deeeaaar . . . and one more, ohhhhhhh deeeeeaaaaarrr. . . .
GABI: Why are you "Oh dearing," Snuffy?

 

[MuppetSpot]

Patrick - I'm squidward

 

[Mo Frackle]

Henry Firth: I'm Henry Firth.
Cop: Mr. Firth, could you please sit down?
Uncle Phil: Hey! You don't talk to my wife like that!
Henry Firth: I'm Henry Firth!

- Fesh Pince 2

 

[D'Snowth]

"Hey, Charlie, we got a weirdo out here!" ~ Grover

 

[cjd874]

"Hey, Charlie, we got a weirdo out here!" ~ Grover

Those Waiter Grover sketches have some great lines, indeed.

"Singe an itty-bitty, Charlie!" ---Grover.
This later becomes... "Okay Charlie! BROIL THE BIGGIE!!!" (from the big and little hamburgers skit)

"He O'fainted." ---Grover (from the fast food skit)

"That does it! From now on, I'm bringing my lunch to work in a paper sack." ---Mr. Johnson (from the chicken soup skit)

"In a hurry to be fed, beady eyes and big blue head!" ---Grover
"I DO NOT HAVE BEADY EYES!!!" ---Mr. Johnson (from the waiter's memory skit)

 

[Drtooth]

"Extreme flavors and Skateboarding in the 90's are so popular nowadays"-
Host of "Bad Snaxx" from "Two More Eggs."