The New New Quote Thread

[D'Snowth]

Quarky has been exposed to nuclear material, and is now glowing green.
QUARKY: Daddy... what's happening to me?
BILL THE LAB GUY: Haha! Don't worry, sweetheart, it's called puberty; your body is changing in strange and wonderful ways.
Lasers shoot out of Quarky's eyes, dividing Bill in half.
QUARKY: Oops.
BILL THE LAB GUY: That's perfectly normal.

 

[WalterLinz]

: ...Why am I here???

 

[Eyeball]

Heather: It's just like Hamlet said, "To thine own self be true."

Cher: Hamlet didn't say that.

Heather: I think I remember Hamlet accurately.

Cher: Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did

This quote always makes me LOL, from clueless - 1995

 

[MuppetSpot]

Mac: Bloo you exposed my boxer shorts!
Bloo: and what's so bad about that
Mac: They have little hearts on them
Bloo: Hahahahahahahahaha

 

[D'Snowth]

"Colonel Hogan? Can we go out and play in the snow?" ~ Carter

 

[antsamthompson9]

Lady Gaga: So what should we do now? Kermit: I don't know. How about we go get a bite?

 

[MuppetSpot]

Mac: I can't run a round with a rip in my pants
Bloo: You can't
Mac: Of course I can not
Bloo Okay
Rips off Mac's Pants

 

[antsamthompson9]

"Now we'll never have to worry about remembering not to forget. The signs will help us forget about remembering, so we can relax and just, uh, remember." Tigger.

 

[D'Snowth]

"Ever wish you could express your emotions with your ears? Me neither!" ~ Kevin McCaffrey

 

[D'Snowth]

"Don't they have beanstalks in Seattle?" ~ Greg Brady