The New New Quote Thread

[mr3urious]

"Believe me, it took all the restraint I had to push the button for the horn instead of the one for the flamethrowers."

- Parker, stuck in traffic with Lady Penelope, in Thunderbirds Are Go

 

[D'Snowth]

HEADMASTER SAM: Today, you become a man of business.
YOUNG SCROOGE: I'm looking forward to it, Headmaster.
HEADMASTER SAM: Mm, you'll love business; it is the American way!
GONZO: Uh, Sam? (Whispers into his ear)
HEADMASTER SAM: Oh. It is the British way!
YOUNG SCROOGE: Yes, Headmaster.
HEADMASTER SAM: Hmm! (Looks around) Hmm?

 

[Twisted Tails]

"I don't like it one bit. I know smiles. And those smiles? They're just not right." - Pinkie Pie from the My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic episode, "The Cutie Map - Part 1"

 

[antsamthompson9]

From when a chicken played by Joey Mazz and Elmo appeared on CBS back in 2000.
Chicken: "I think there's too much chicken on the market. Stop eating chicken! McNuggets is chicken! It's chicken!"

 

[WalterLinz]

: Well, it sounds worse than it was...
: No, it's as bad as it sounds...

 

[cjd874]

(Whose Line is It Anyway: Scenes from a Hat)

Drew: "What models say to each other on the runway."
Wayne Brayd: "I just ate a pea, and I feel like I've gained a thousand pounds!"

Drew: "Strange welcome greetings on signs as you enter into different U.S. states."
Ryan Stiles: "Welcome to Hawaii. How'd you get here in a car?"

Drew Carey: "Confusing battle cries…"
Colin Mochrie: "GIVE ME LIBERTY! …OR A BRAN MUFFIN!!!"

 

[Harleena]

Okay, let's do this!
"If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs!" -Greg Universe
"I know he's a lot older than me, but when you're in love, nothing else matters." -Naru Osaka
"I can turn into the biggest, strongest, fastest animals on Earth. But you know what, dude? Sometimes it's best to be a slow, tiny turtle." -Beast Boy
"We do have a lot in common. The same air, the same Earth, the same sky…maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different…well, who knows?" -Meowth
"Don't forget. Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember her, you are not alone." -Homura Akemi
"Sometimes me think, 'What is friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.'" -Cookie Monster
"You don't need a mirror to know you look good. You're beautiful on the inside…like your brain and stuff!" -Finn the Human
"Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than to lose you." -Patrick Star.
"Those who call themselves 'ugly' don't realize that someone out there thinks they're the most beautiful person in their eyes." -Francis Bonnefoy

 

[mr3urious]

"Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine,
Oh, gossamer web of wond'rous design!
Such beauty and grace wild nature produces...

Ughh, look at the spider suck out that bug's juices!"

- Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

“I won’t let you down, father!” – Hercules

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

“How am I supposed to prove myself a hero if nobody will give me a chance?” – Hercules