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"AH, those were the good old days back on Cybertron. Didn't have to sneak around in these ugly Earth disguises!"
______________ Megatron, drunk on Energon
 

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Fry: Oh, man, this is great! Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. (he laughs)
Leela: I don't get it.
Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Farnsworth: Urectum.

- Fry after smelling various planets with the Smelloscope in Futurama
 

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The Mysterious Mr. Enter (on Family Guy addressing serious topics): "If you're living in a world of 'zany wackiness,' then as the saying goes, why so serious?"

Come to think of it, that reminds me of someone...:attitude:
 

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Leonard (staring at his gorgeous blonde neighbor, Penny): Our babies will be smart AND beautiful!
Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary.

The Big Bang Theory, "Pilot"
 

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I hope no one's offended by this. From the Phil Vischer podcast: Skye: "For people who don't know what SAG minimum is:" Christian: "It's a union." Phil: "Screen Actors Guild." Skye: "It sounds like a problem that obese people have." Phil: "Until you hit sag maximum, and then you need a wheelchair." Skye: "Or a wheelbarrow."
 

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You might want to space your quotes so they'll be easier to read.

JON: Garfield? I love you.
GARFIELD: I love you too.
JON: But, do you respect me?
GARFIELD: I love you too.
 

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Louis Kazagger: Does the wig have a name?
Whatnot Man: I call this wig "Greased Lightning!"
Kazagger: Because it's speedy?
WN: No! Because it's greasy!

(Muppet Sports, "Wig Racing")
 

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Bumblebee: You know, I think Sideswipe might be taking advantage of you.
Fixit: Heh! Hardly, Sir. Sideswipe offered to cover myb elephant cage cleaning duties for the next five cycles. Fair Trade.
Bumblebee: Awe, Fixit... we don't have any elephants.
Fixit: Oh...
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Than what have I been cleaning?!
 
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