The New New Quote Thread

[MikaelaMuppet]

“Bad days happen to everyone, but when one happens to you, just keep doing your best and never let a bad day make you feel bad about yourself.”

— Big Bird

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

"Everyone on Sesame Street is always talking about love. Yuck."

- Oscar the Grouch

 

[Harleena]

"We Ivysaur need to stick together. And then kill each other."
-Tony the Clock

 

[Harleena]

"WHO ARE YOU
WHO CREATED TRISTA
I MUST GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS"
-lazicful
Little does he know I CREATED TRISTA

 

[Harleena]

Funniest Quotes from My Friends Who I Do a MST Thing With
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Jess: Lucid dream? That sounds like a dream, but about Lucina from Fire Emblem.
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Zach: From the gecko? You mean from the get-go?
Sari: No, the Geico gecko came and told them all about the bad scenes.
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Zel: AND NOW SHE'S BRAINWASHED MY FAKE GUARD. GREAT.
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Zel: There is a random lonely quotation mark there. I don't like it.
Harleena: I do. I shall name him Freddie.
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Zach: That’s not how you spell "mane". Or "muzzle". It is a horse, not a clam.
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Taylor: "Okay, your hot desires should be in Cabinet H, Folder 3, Section 27."
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Sari: Stop insulting Kristian Bush. He’s too good for this fanfiction.
Zach: I think that we're too good for this fanfiction.
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Zel: I can get betrothed. My lovers shall be the Bad Touch Trio, and I shall marry them all, and it shall be wonderful. See? Now I’m bethrothed. Now go die.
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Beryl: If you are going to be like that, I'll terminate this friendship.
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Ryan: TOUCH MY CAKE AND I WILL CUT YOU.
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Taylor: Of course, the only real place is obviously Gerudo Valley.
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Zel: WHAT? I AM NOT SOME LITTLE KID!
Jess: Aww, Zellie-tan, you're still so little! *squishes Zel's cheeks*
Zel: STOP IT, WOMAN!!! I WILL CUT YOU!!!!
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Ryan: I get the feeling that guy will start an all-sheep army.

 

[Harleena]

They're a lot better without context.

 

[D'Snowth]

MR. POTATO HEAD: I was just wondering if you've heard of any abductions lately?
EARLESS POTATO HEAD: I'm sorry, I'm deaf, I don't hear anything.
MR. POTATO HEAD: Oh. Sorry.
EARLESS POTATO HEAD: Wuh?

 

[MuppetSpot]

Grover: It is television, Hello mommy.

 

[cjd874]

Ernest: Boy, that peanut butter, pickles, ketchup, and sauerkraut was really great!
Oscar: Yeah, it sure was! Except you had more than I did.
Ernest: Of course I did! I should have had more. You were nicer than I was!
Oscar: ME? I was not! You were nicer than I ever was.
Ernest: No way, flea brain! You're really GOOD at being nice, haha! You know all about it!
Oscar: What are you talking about? I couldn't be as nice as you in a million years! (trashcan starts shaking as they start fighting) Take that!
Ernest: Oh yeah? I don't have to take that from you, I'm your big brother! (SMACK, CRASH, THUNK, BOING, WHOOMP)

Sesame Street, Episode 954: "Oscar's Brother Visits"

(Thanks Hooperfan for uploading it!)

 

[Drtooth]

Russell: If you can't get in there, I'm gonna be stuck with a room decorated with all my father's favorite things! Eight-track tapes. Flowered wallpaper. Shag carpet!

Fixit: It's too horrible to even imagine! And I don't even know what those things are!"