The New Muppet Show Outlines

[Colbynfriends]

your welcome.

As an added bouns, here is an outline with:

Daniel Radcliffe
Cold Opening: Scooter wonders why Daniel doesn’t have glasses. He learns that he wears fake glasses for Harry Potter.
Opening: it’s the muppet show with our special guest star, Daniel Radcliffe
Horn Gag: A jet of green light bursts out of the horn, and turns Gonzo into an owl.
Opening Number: “Magic Dance” from Labyrinth as sung by Floyd
Sketch: Muppet Sports: Quidditch
Song: Wayne and Wanda sing “Twinkle-Twinkle Little Star” and get hit by a falling star.
UK Spot: The Swedish Chef: makes crumpets
Song: Toby Keith’s “Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue” By the Electric Mayhem.
Sketch: Pigs In Space: The Swinetrek is followed by Dirth Nader in a spaceship and gets defeated by Daniel, on a broomstick.
Talk Spot: Kermit talks to Daniel about Harry Potter, and tries to get him to reveal what the ending is to the seventh book.
Closing Number: “Do You Believe In Magic” sung by Miss Piggy and Daniel
Goodnights
Daniel, Kermit, Miss Piggy, Floyd, Fozzie, Animal. Wayne, and Wanda.
The End

hows that?

 

[kathy26]

that was good

and here is my outline

Kenny Rogers
Intro:Kenny Rogers in his closing set with Steven,Red,Treelo,Gonzo,Fozzie,Gloat,And Nigel
Opening Number:Floyd And Steven Sing Act Naturally
Song:Kenny sings the Gambler with the mutations
Sketch:Vet's hospital
Uk Spot:Steven And Floyd sing New York state of mind
Talk Spot:Nigel talks to kenny
Sketch:Bear on patrol
Closing Number:Kenny sings Love lifted me with the muppets
Goodnights:Kenny,Kermit,Steven,Floyd,Nigel,and the Mutations

The next guest is The cast Of suite life of zach and cody
with songs Surfin usa,One Small Voice,Never on Sunday,Octopus' garden and a at the dance with couples listed

what do you think?

 

[Pug Lover]

Carroll O'Connor---Setting:Season 5

Thanks for your Robin Williams outline Colbynfriends.

And here is your request kathy26.

COLD OPENNING
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POPS:"Well if it ain't good ol'Mickey Rooney."
CARROLL O'CONNOR:"That's Carroll O'Connor."
POPS:"Carroll O'Connor?Never heard of her Mickey.That's some name .Where did she escape from?"
CARROLL O'CONNOR:"Aw geez everyone's a comedian these days."

OPENNING THEME
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GONZO'S HORN GAG
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Horn makes the sound of pitched high horn often heard at hockey games.

OPENNING NUMBER
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Male and female bird muppets fly over Rocky Mountain scenery while performing hit song"Paloma Blanca".Number ends with a surprise explosion from Crazy Harry.

WALDORF:"Well I can tell ya one thing."
STATLER:"What's that?"
WALDORF:"If I were a bird in the sky,you can bet I would fly clear over this theatre."
(both laugh)
STATLER:"You and me both."

BACKSTAGE
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Scooter meets the three little pigs from Sesame Street.
Pig#1:"Mr.Kermit has done a couple of sketches with us in the past."
SCOOTER:"So what brings you fellas all the way here from Sesame Street?"
Pig#2:"Well ya see,we've got a certain pig hungry wolf on our trail."
Pig#3:"Yeah and we can't seem to get rid of him."
Pig#2:"Don't look now but I see an all too familiar character heading this way."
Scooter kindly finds them a place to hide behind some old props as he is greeted by the big blue wolf himself.
WOLF:"How do ya do bub?"
SCOOTER:"May I help you sir?"
WOLF:"As a matter of fact,you didn't happen to see three little pigs around here did ya?"
SCOOTER:"Nope.No one here but us gophers."
One of the pigs sneezes and gives all three of them away.
WOLF:"Aha copping out on me huh buddy?"(literally blows Scooter and pigs away)

GUEST STAR SPOT
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Carroll O'Connor and a muppet version of Edith Bunker sing"Those Were The Days"at the piano.
Edith talks and talks and talks.Carroll pretends to shoot himself in the head.
Carroll and Edith sing"Let Me Call You Sweetheart"on the piano.

FOZZIE'S JOKE SPOT
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The three little pigs intrude on Fozzie and pratically steal his jokes.Until Fozzie calls for the big bad wolf.All three pigs then run away.
WOLF:"So where's the pigs?'
FOZZIE:"Well uh,they were here a minute ago."
WOLF:"You too eh bear?"(blows Fozzie away)

STATLER:"Boy that's one pixilated ol' wolf."
WOLF(suddenly storming into theatre box):"Pixilated?"
WALDORF:"He said it not me."
Wolf blows them both out of thier theatre box.

DRESSING ROOM
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Bruno(whatnot muppet from Shirley Bassey's episode):"You come from Queens?"
CARROLL O'CONNOR"Yeah couldn't ya tell from my accent there?"
BRUNO:"Wow my whole family comes from there."
CARROLL O'CONNOR:"It's great place to live.Personally I think it's the borough that rules New York."
BRUNO:"But I'm told there's a lot of meatheads livin' there too.Come to think of it,there's enough meatheads on this show as well."
GONZO:"Say of you guys seen Camilla around?"
CARROLL O'CONNOR:"Who th'heck's Camilla?"
GONZO:"Who th'heck's Camilla?Why Mr.O'Connor she's the love of my life.And she's due on stage for a musical number."
CARROLL O'CONNOR:"Oh all right geez don't get excited there.What does this Camilla look like?"
GONZO:"A chicken.But that's because she is a chicken."
CARROLL O'CONNOR:"A singin' chicken?"
BRUNO(to Carroll):"Ya see what I mean?"

ON STAGE
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Group of chickens led by Camilla perform hit song"La Vien Rose".They are rudely interrupted by Animal who suddenly attacks all the chickens and yells"CHICKENS CHICKENS".Floyd comes to the rescue,puts a leash on Animal and tells him to heal.Then he congratulates him,having been annoyed by the chickens' singing.

GUEST STAR SPOT
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Carroll O'Connor perfroms rendition of"Mack The Knife"with a flashy New York City background.Accompanying him are Sweetims and three other dancing human sized muppet monsters.

PIGS IN SPACE
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The three little pigs beg Link Hogthrob,Professor Strangepork,and First Mate Piggy to keep them safe from the big bad wolf.
The wolf suddenly enters Swinetrek.Hogthrob and Strangepork chicken out and leave the ship.
WOLF(to Miss Piggy):"Holy glacomole.What have we here?Forget you three little twerps.You my dear will make a perfect omelette."
MISS PIGGY:"Oh yeah?Here's your omelette hurricane breath.HYYAH"(knocks the wolf into the orchestra pit as the three little pigs give her a big hug)

ON STAGE
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The Electric Mayhem Band perform rendition of"Innocence"with Janice on lead vocals.
ANIMAL(ocasionally):"INN-O-CENCE"

CLOSING NUMBER
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Carroll O'Connor performs his rendition of"Shine On Harvest Moon"accompanied by Rowlf on piano and following muppets:
Miss Piggy
Bruno
Fozzie
Gonzo
Scooter
Floyd
Janice
Zoot
Robin
Edith
Three Little Pigs
Annie Sue
Carroll later gets the audience to sing along.

GOODNIGHTS
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Carroll O'Connor
Kermit
Miss Piggy
Fozzie
Bruno
Gonzo
Scooter
Rowlf
Floyd
Janice
Zoot
Annie Sue
Edith
The Three Little Pigs
Wolf
Sweetims

STATLER:"Is that wolf still here?"
WALDORF:"Nah hopefully he's gone with the wind."
Wolf suddenly appears again.
WALDORF:"Just kidding heh heh."

 

[kathy26]

excuse me pug lover can you do a muppet show outline with Charlton heston as the guest star and this show takes place in the first season?

and by the way pug lover that was a great outline

 

[Colbynfriends]

Heres one with Jim Carey for your enjoyment

Jim Carey
Cold Opening: Scooter is surprised to see Ace Ventura in Jim’s dressing room along with Fozzie, Sal, Pepe, Seymour, and Dumb Dog
Horn Gag: The horn makes an animal sound
Opening Number: Jim sings, “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” in a forest with the cast of The Song of Cloud Forest, Until a lion starts to attack, but all of the animals are saved by the forest ranger.
Sketch: Muppet Labs: Bunsen has invented the “Uber-Pwnage-9000” that can beat any videogame, and unlock everything in under 20 seconds. Beaker tests this on World of Warcraft, and the machine blows up
Song: Colby sings “It’s A Most Unusual Day” as duet with Grover
UK Spot: Dumb Dog narrates\sings “The Fox”
Sketch: Vets Hospital: Ace returns to help Dr. Bob, but does not really help at all.
Talk Spot: Kermit talks to Jim about his favorite animal
Closing Number: Jim, as Ace, sings “If I Could Talk To The Animals”
Goodnights: Jim, Kermit, Colby, Grover, Fozzie, Bunsen, and Beaker.

How was that?
By The Way, this is The Fox. Sorry if it is a little sad, but i could totaly see the muppets doing this, but maybe with a funner ending

 

[kathy26]

that was a good outline but can you do another one while i try to figure out what guest star to use?

the next guest is The cast Of suite life of zach and cody
with songs Surfin usa,One Small Voice,Never on Sunday,Octopus' garden and a at the dance with couples listed would you mind?

 

[Colbynfriends]

but why don't you do that one. i'm gonna see how many ones i can do before i run out of ideas. i might do a version if it later, but it might not look like that. let me do some ones on my own for a while, is that alright?

 

[kathy26]

all right

and by the way i see that pug lover has joined us i got a idea me and colby could do the new outlines while pug lover does the old muppet show outlines from 1976-1981 ok how about that?

 

[Colbynfriends]

i like it, lets see if pug lover is ok with it too.

 

[Pug Lover]

Yup that suits me just fine.