The Muppets Sign On

[RedDragon]

Chapter 2: A few more friends...

Character List:
Pickle = Me
Alias = Beau
BobbleHead = Lisa
Seafood Special = Ryan
Bein’ Green = Kermit
I H8 KFC = Gonzo
Chic’n Scratch = Camilla
PrawnOnDHalfShell = Pepe
AllAmerican = Sam Eagle


~AllAmerican joins in conversation~

Pickle: So…Kermit…What brings you to are humble conversation?
Bein’ Green: Well I thought I'd get my flippers wet and attempt a conversation with some of the, erm, cultured fans out there.
Alias: DanDan just ran out naked in MopFam!
Pickle: What?
BobbleHead: Pardon?
Seafood Special: Again?
Bein’ Green: <scrunches face> Sheesh!
Pickle: A day in the life of DanDan…
BobbleHead: <shiver>
Alias: Been there….
Seafood Special: Been INSIDE there...Never wanna go back...
Bein’ Green: I’m confused…
BobbleHead: Hello Confused, I’m Insane A…
Pickle: Don’t!
Seafood Special: Too late…Sylum!
BobbleHead: *is half Seafood*
Seafood Special: *is half Bobble*
Pickle: Bobble, you’re half fish?
BobbleHead: <headslap>
Bein’ Green: Doesn’t that hurt?
BobbleHead: It’s a kind of soothing pain…
Pickle: Hi Alias!
Seafood Special: Soothing pain? I'm supposed to be Gonzo's roomie!
Bein' Green: Are those the weird noises that come from Gonzo's room?
Alias: Hey Pic.
Pickle: How are you?
Seafood Special: No, I make a different sort of noise...
BobbleHead: *blink*
Alias: tired…

~I H8 KFC joins the conversation~

I H8 KFC: Hi guys! Wat's up? Lol.
Pickle: The ceiling…
BoobleHead: The sky…
Seafood Special: Flying penguin…
Alias: <blink>
I H8 KFC: neat! hey kermit, where'd you find these guys? They’re really weird!
Seafood Special: Look who's talking!
BobbleHead: *looks for someone talking*
Bein’ Green: A fan site called Muppet Central…
Alias: Yup, where penguins can fly and muffins...Well muffins fly too I suppose.

~Chic’n Scratch joins the conversation~

I H8 KFC: rbr
Pickle: Don't you mean brb?
I H8 KFC: nope! i mean really big rooster! lol!
Chic’n Scratch: Bawk?
I H8 KFC: What do you mean where?!
Seafood Special: I'm sure she was referring to moi...
Pickle: Since when are you a rooster?
Seafood Special: *shifty eyes*
I H8 KFC: U stay away from my chicken!
Chic’n Scratch: Bawk bawk bawk bawk!
I H8 KFC: What do you mean maybe you're in the mood for seafood tonight??!
BobbleHead: <waves at Pic>
Chic’n Scratch: Bawk bawk…
Pickle: <waves back>

~PrawnOnDHalfShell joins the conversation~

Seafood Special: Yeah, 7's fine with me. I'm not busy...Wanna meet at Red Lobster?
PrawnOnDHalfShell: Come again, hokay?
BobbleHead: <comes back> I came again.
Alias: Don’t go in that building!
Bein'Green: Is there a bomb?!
I H8 KFC: Ooh, cool! Where?
Alias: The bad guy’s in there!
BobbleHead: Did someone say Bomb?!
Pickle: BOOM!
I H8 KFC: A bomb, that gives me idea for my next act! If I strap a rocket to my back…
Bein’ Green: NO!
Seafood Special: Cool!
Chic’n Scratch: BAWK BAWK!
BobbleHead: Oh dear…
I H8 KFC: What?
Pickle: The audience will “explode” over that…
PrawnOnDHalfShell: Dats not cool, hokay?
Seafood Special: Sure it is! Just like a nice...Cool...Cup of ICED TEA!! *snickers at Alias*
Pickle: I think he’s ignoring us…
Seafood Special: What makes you think that?
BobbleHead: You mean BESIDES the number of words he's said being under 5?
Pickle: And his comments having nothing to do with the conversation?
Seafood Special: Do they ever?
Alias: I heard that.
Pickle: How do you hear typing?...unless you’re in his house…Seafood! Check the closet!
Seafood Special: *checks closet*
I H8 KFC: *in closet* Hi.
PrawnOnDHalfShell: So dat's where he es hiding from Camilla, hokay?
Seafood Special: My wish has come true at last!
AllAmerican: I find this all morally wrong and completely disturbing.
Alias: <blink>


Credits:
Author = Me
Co-author = Prawnie


Chapter One Credits:
Author = Me
Consultants = Lisa and Prawnie

 

[theprawncracker]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! I love this so much!! Even though I saw all of it in our little MSN window... It's so much fun! I love it!!

 

[The Count]

As do I! Had me laughing... Especially the bit with Camilla.
Oh please... Say there's more of this! More please!

BTW: How do you get on MSN? And is it painful for whoever MSN is?

 

[redBoobergurl]

Very cool, it's humorous and crazy and everything a Muppet fan fic should be! And I love the usernames you gave the various Muppets who've been signing on. My favorite is Gonzo's.

 

[theprawncracker]

BTW: How do you get on MSN? And is it painful for whoever MSN is?

Hey Ed, it's a very simple thing to do. But first, you must get an hotmail account. Then you can download it to your computer. We'd love talking to you Ed! Join us Ed, join us. *evil zombie look*

 

[RedDragon]

BTW: How do you get on MSN? And is it painful for whoever MSN is?

Haha, no...And to get on you must first install it...You don't have to have a hotmail account I don't think...at least I don't have one...

And to be honest Ryan came up with all the current Muppet screen names except Kermit and Sam...

 

[theprawncracker]

And to be honest Ryan came up with all the current Muppet screen names except Kermit and Sam...

*bows* 'Tis a gift I suppose...

 

[The Count]

Eh... Used to have a hotmail account. Until it kept filling up with spam because the blocker was full. Switched to a Yahoo! Mail account, and then last December I joined up with Google.
Actually, I find Google the easiest/best to handle or manage. Rully liked how it's gone for me.
That aside, would like to join you guys when you chat, if school doesn't get in the way. Maybe then I can get some of those premium torture lines from fanfics future.

 

[theprawncracker]

Maybe then I can get some of those premium torture lines from fanfics future.

And THAT is what MSN Messenger is all about my fiend...

 

[RedDragon]

You can use your Yahoo e-mail, Tabi does, it should work...and you can count on torture lines from Lisa and Ryan, and maybe even me sometimes...

Now back to story related topics...