The Muppets Sign On

[The Count]

Hmmm... Maybe... Will talk it over and see what happens.
Oh and Ryan... *Pats shoulder... Good to see UD's starting to teach you in the ways of our spooky speak.

 

[Leyla]

<giggles> Oh, great job, Nyssa! You've certainly captured the spirit of MSN! Nont to mention, yourself, Lisa, Prawnie and Beau! Now why am I never online when Kermit and the gang show up? It's very funny, and I loved Camilla's flirting and Kermit's confusion.

I know how you feel Kermie, dear!

 

[Katzi428]

Great fanfic Nyssa!

 

[RedDragon]

Thanks everyone! More tomorrow...right now the sleep demons call to me...Night!

 

[anythingmuppet]

Hey RD, nice story you've got going here! It certainly would be cool if we could actually talk to the Muppets through IM, or actually, the Muppeteers. Nice job! BTW, I love their nicknames

Wow..this reminds me...I haven't been on MSN for......months or somethin'...wow...*goes to check if account is still active*

 

[RedDragon]

Chapter Three: Where Chaos is Normal…

Character List:
Pickle = Me
Alias = Beau
BobbleHead = Lisa
Seafood Special = Ryan
Bein’ Green = Kermit
I H8 KFC = Gonzo
Chic’n Scratch = Camilla
PrawnOnDHalfShell = Pepe
AllAmerican = Sam Eagle
Halfway = Robin


~AllAmerican has left the conversation~

Pickle: How rude…
BobbleHead: Indeed
Alias: *yawn*
PrawnOnDHalfShell: Dats true ju know.
Seafood Special: <shrug> He’s got a point…
Pickle: Yeah…But he DOES NOT have to point it out…It’s more of an unspoken truth.
BobbleHead: <nods>
Bein’ Green: On a lighter note *sings* Mahna mahna
I H8 KFC: Dodo dododo
Seafood Special: Mahna mahna
Chic’n Scratch: Bawk bawk bawk bawk
Pickle: Mahna mahna
BobbleHead: dodo dododo dododo dodo dodo do do do do
PrawnOnDHalfShell: Very good, hokay?
Alias: I’m going to bed…
BobbleHead: Night!
Seafood Special: Bye!
Pickle: Buy?
Bein’ Green: Good night
BobbleHead: How much?
I H8 KFC: Night, don’t let the evil radioactive bed bugs bite!
Pickle: 2 pence…
Alias: <blink>
BobbleHead: Too much…
Bein’ Green: Gonzo!
I H8 KFC: What?
Alias: Bye!
Pickle: Bye!
BobbleHead: Bye!

~Halfway joins the conversation~

Halfway: Uncle Kermit?
Bein’ Green: Robin. What do you need?
BobbleHead: ROBIN!!!!
Halfway: ….hello….um, Uncle Kermit Chef is trying to cook the Muppaphones…
I H8 KFC: Cool!
Bein’ Green: BRB!
BobbleHead: <bouncy> Seafood…It’s Robin….
Seafood Special: I know!
Halfway: ….Are they ok?
Alias: ignore them…I do
PrawnOnDHalfShell: Were’t ju going to bed, hokay?
Alias: …
Pickle: They’re fine…Bobble’s your biggest fan…and Seafood is half of Bobble…
Halfway: Oh…How can you be half of someone?
BobbleHead: Well, I’m half him
Seafood Special: And I’m half her
Pickle: It’s complicated…
Halfway: Ok
Chic’n Scratch: BAWK BAWK BAWK!
I H8 KFC: Whooh!
PrawnOnDHalfShell: I’m too sexy to die, hokay?
Pickle: What now?!
Seafood Special: What is it?
BobbleHead: Pardon?
Halfway: I think the house is on fire…
Seafood Special: I’m on my way!
BobbleHead: NO!
Pickle: You don’t know where they live!
Alias: !!!
Seafood Special: Oh yeah…Someone call 9-1-1!
Pickle: Robin, what’s going on?
Halfway: Dr. Honeydew is pouring some solution on it…
Seafood Special: Oh no!
Halfway: It exploded…
Pickle: <groans> of course…
Halfway: Gonzo is jumping over the flames…
BobbleHead: Oh my!
Halfway: Beauregard is stomping it out…
Seafood Special: Oh good…
Halfway: Now is foot is on fire…
Pickle: Poor Beau!
Alias: What about Beau?
Pickle: Are you even paying attention?!
Alias: ….
Halfway: Uncle Kermit found the fire extinguisher…
BobbleHead: YAY!
Halfway: It’s out now…
Seafood Special: Yippee!
Pickle: Hooray!
Alias: What’s out?
BobbleHead: <headslap>
Pickle: <smacks Alias>
Alias: Hey!
Seafood Special: *laughs at Alias*
Alias: ….I’m going to bed, ‘night
BobbleHead: Night!
Pickle: Stop teasing…
Halfway: Good night!
Seafood Special: Bye!
Pickle: Bye!

~Alias has left the conversation~


Credits:
Author = All me

 

[theprawncracker]

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!! The house caught fire while Robin was on MSN!! HILLARIOUS!!! And I LOVED Robin being confused as to how Lisa and I could be half of each other! Love it!! More please!!

 

[RedDragon]

Well, at least I know someone liked it...No more today...And I probably won't get any out tomorrow either because I have a paper to write...We'll see...

 

[redBoobergurl]

I liked it too! I just haven't been on here much today! But seriously, it's funny and I really enjoy it. Makes me wish I had more time to spend on MSN with you guys.

 

[The Count]

Sí, was very funny hokay? We wan more story hokay?
BTW: Nyz... When are ju gonna post dat Mairin story?
Stop teasing us with the quotes and post already!