Dominicboo1
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Ch. 18
"Dearly beloved,"Doc said as the minister. "We are here about this guy and this girl getting married. If you don't like it Dearly Beloved you'll be Dearly Departed. If there's any moron stupid enough to say this two shouldn't be married. Speak now and forever have your heart stopped,"
"Gosh he likes threatening lives,"Sarah said.
"Yeah it's fun!"Doc said."Anyone who wants me to stop threatenig lives will make me start doing what I say I will."
"You're all despicable nasty mean rotten good for nothing bullies"Sarah said.,
"Thank you,"all the villians said together.
"Do you Jareth take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife for as long as you both shall live. Which if she doesn't shape up shall end soon,"
"I do."
"And do you Sarah take this man for your husband til death do you part
Which won't be too long for you to suffer so don't worry."
"No."
"Death do you part now and your friends!"Doc said. "They will live if you are cooperative. I hold them a nice funeral in other words."
"Fine I do.'
"You're now man and wife. You may kiss...oops I mean kill the bride.
"Dearly beloved,"Doc said as the minister. "We are here about this guy and this girl getting married. If you don't like it Dearly Beloved you'll be Dearly Departed. If there's any moron stupid enough to say this two shouldn't be married. Speak now and forever have your heart stopped,"
"Gosh he likes threatening lives,"Sarah said.
"Yeah it's fun!"Doc said."Anyone who wants me to stop threatenig lives will make me start doing what I say I will."
"You're all despicable nasty mean rotten good for nothing bullies"Sarah said.,
"Thank you,"all the villians said together.
"Do you Jareth take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife for as long as you both shall live. Which if she doesn't shape up shall end soon,"
"I do."
"And do you Sarah take this man for your husband til death do you part
Which won't be too long for you to suffer so don't worry."
"No."
"Death do you part now and your friends!"Doc said. "They will live if you are cooperative. I hold them a nice funeral in other words."
"Fine I do.'
"You're now man and wife. You may kiss...oops I mean kill the bride.