The Muppets and the Dark Crystal

[Dominicboo1]

Chapter 5
"Well well well hello Sarah!"Jareth said polietly to his "capitve audience".
(All Jokes Supplied by Fozzie Bear)
"What do you want me for?"asked Sarah.
"You're beautiful, smart, kind,."
"Do you want to marry me?"asked Sarah.
"GIVE THE GIRL A PRIZE!!!!"Jareth shouted. Doc Hopper pulled something out his pocket, and started to hand it to her.
"IT"S AN EXPRESSION YOU IMBECILLE!!""
"Well the answer is no!"said Sarah.
"No?"Jareth asked.
"Yeah it's the opposite of yes. Ever hear of it?"Sarah retorted.
"You may think you're funny."Jareth started.
"Yeah I am thanks for saying so!"she said.
"SHUT UP! You may think you're funny, but I have ways of manipulating people. When I choose to mainuplate you, you'll be sining a different tune!"Jareth said before he disappeared.
"This isn't going to be purdy,"Sarah said. "Nope not at all."​

 

[Dominicboo1]

Chapter 6.
"Now be careful!"Toby said."The witch might come back!"
"Oh if the witch comes back I'll give her what she deserves! I shall protect thee Toby!"Sir Didymus said.
"NO!"Toby said. "I can handle this rescue mission all by myself!"
"Toby......you need us!"Hoggle said.
"No I don't!"Toby said. "I don't want to...."
"Lose us the way the Grand High Witch took Sarah?"asked Hoggle. "Listen Toby...that was NOT your fault. Sarah didn't realize her eyes until it was too late!"
"Yeah but I could have protected her!"Toby said.
"No there was nohing thee could have done,"Didymus said.
"Toby! If you go there to fight Jareth alone you'll be killed!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yeah Jareth bad!"Ludo said.
"I know."Toby resonded.
"Remember he watned to kill you first?"asked Hoggle.
"I know."Toby repeated.
"He wants you dead!"Hoggle said.
"I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Toby said."But I'd rather have me die, than all my friends as well."
"Toby you're brave, but very silly,"said Hoggle.
"Silly?"asked Toby.
"Yeah! Did we ask you if we could come?"asked Hoggle.
"No,"Toby said."But....."
"But nothing we're friends, and we'll protect each other to the death!"Hoggle said.Hoggle had almost lost Sarah in the Labyrinh when Toby was merely an infant, but he was NOT going to lose Toby.
"Very well,"Toby said. "Let's go."
Meanwhile a shadow was hidden in the background.
"So they think they can manage to stop Jareth alone huh?"a man asked before walking down an alley mysteriously.

 

[We Got Us]

Believe it or not, I might would have been tempted to say yes to Jareth. He's so funny! And it's good to see him back with Sarah and Toby. And Hoggle! Missed him too!

 

[Dominicboo1]

Believe it or not, I might would have been tempted to say yes to Jareth. He's so funny! And it's good to see him back with Sarah and Toby. And Hoggle! Missed him too!

Yeah I wanthed him to be evil, but I wanted his intense scenes to have comic relief.

 

[We Got Us]

Thou hast exceeded in that endeavor, methinks.

 

[Dominicboo1]

Thou hast flattered me much methinks.

 

[We Got Us]

Thou hast flattered me much methinks.

Nah problem, mate.

 

[Dominicboo1]

Alright get ready for.....Chapter 7
"We must warn Kermit,"said Toby banging on the door to the Muppet Theater.
"Toby?"Kermit said opening the door slowly. "What's wrong?"
"Sarah was kidnapped by an evil witch!"Toby said.
"Great that's all we need for this story"Kermit said. "Well we're going to have to get the others!"
"That took chapters last time!"Toby complained. "We'll lose the audience, and worst of all Sarah could be dead by the time we get to her!"
"True,"Kermit sighed."Hey let's collect them by montage!"
"Great idea it worked in our last movie!"Scooter said.
"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ it's the most,"Big Bird sang before a cane pulled him into the car.
"Red's biggest dive is coing up!"Red said, before diving onto the Studebaker."Huh? Darn it you messed up my dive Kermit!"
"Sorry Red"Kermit said.
"What's that smell?"Bear asked. "A Studebaker? Well at least it's a bear's natural habitat."
"We're gonna need another Timmy! We're gonna need another Timmy!"Baby chanted, before the car crashed through the TV. "Now we're REALLY gonna need antoher Timmy!"
"Masehd potatoes"Wendell said as he looked dreamily at his dinner.
"We're not going anywhere!"Emmet said.
"Yumm!! Dinner! Whatever smells so good Scooter?"asked Walter unconvincgly.
"Mashed potatoes! A lot of them!"Scooter said.
"I told you it was a good idea to have extra spuds!"Walter said.
"Boring."Jen said. "Unspeakingly boring without the skesis."
"Yeah,"Kira said sighing. "Even the speeding Studebaker seems boring."
"Speeding Studebaker?!!"they both asked confused boring boarding.
"We made it!"Kermit said.
"Hey! Why wasn't our scene in the montage?"asked Mew.
"It was nothing special"Rugby lied, holding scrowled up paper.
"Yes it was!"Kermit said uncurling it,and read aloud.
"Hi Mew!"Rugby said.
"Hi Ruby! Hey is that a car coming through the window?"Mew asked.
"What?!!! What if it's Jareth?!!! Please don't hurt me!"Ruby said hiding under the bed.
"Yeah that was pretty funny,"Apple said.
"Hilarious,"Rugby said saracastially.
"Well here goes nothing!"Kermit said. "Labyrinth here we come!"

 

[Dominicboo1]

Chapter 8
"Welcome everyone!"Kermit said. "So you may be wondering why we're here!"Kermit said.
"I know! I read the script!"Gobo said jokingly.
"Very funny Gobo, now as you know!"Kermit said.
"Sarah has been kidnapped by the Grand High Witch!"Gobo interruped.
"Yeah. We don't know why!"Kermit said.
"Jareth will force her to marry him!"Gobo said.
"Oh no!"Kermit said. "I think you're right! We have to go save her quickly!"
"No kidding,"Gobo said."Well let's go!"
"Now everyone stick together!"Kermit said. "We don't know who might be around. Gobo do you know?"Kermit asked the young fraggle.
"Yeah! We'll be safe, as long as we don't run into the mysterious stranger in Chapter 6."Gobo said.
"Well that's good to know!"Scooter said. "Wait did you say mysterious stranger?!!"
"The only thing more dangerous in kid's stories than a stranger is a mysterious one!"Walter said.
"Well odds are we won't run into him!"Kermit said.
"Hi!"Fozzie called. "How are you?!!!!"
"Who are you talking too?!!!"asked Scooter.
"That stranger over there. He looks kinda....mysterious.'"Fozzie said.
"FOZZIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"yelled all the muppets.
"What's the matter?"Fozzie asked.
"See kids this is why we never talk to strangers,"Kermit said."Never go for a ride with one,and never take candy from one"
"He might be the Child Catcher!"Scooter said.
"Ok!"Fozzie said. "So we better run!"
"Yes Fozzie!!!!!!!!!"Kermit said. "You're right!!!!"
"Muppets........please come with me,"said the stranger.
"Well since you said please!"Fozzie said following him.
"Fozzie! We better get him, before problems happen!"Kermit said.

 

[mostlikemokey]

Omigosh...That chapter was hilarious! And I liked the reference to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.