The Muppets and the Dark Crystal

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Omigosh...That chapter was hilarious! And I liked the reference to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Thanks! I hoped someone would get the reference!

 

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So it's been a while so here's the next one!
Chapter 9
"Fozzie"yelled all his friends.
"Hello Kermit,"the man said removing his hood.
"MAX?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"said all the Muppets in shock.
"Yes,"said Max.
"I thought you were just fictional!"Kermit said.
"No,"Max replied."When all the villians came so did good guys."he explained. "Here are my associates Jenny, Ronny, Gary, Mary, and Pete."
"They're all from our movies!"Kermit said.
"Yes,"Max said. "And we're here to help you face Jareth and save Sarah."
"We escaped once,"said Scooter.
"My boy,"Pete said. "Peoples is peoples,"
"Wrong speech Pete,"Gary said.
"What Pete is trying to say Scooter, is well you got luck oy once,"Mary explained. "Luck has a tendency to run out, but skill won't."
"Exactly!"Max said."And when w're doen with you. You'll no longer need luck!"

 

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Chapter 10
"Alright Kermit let's do it!"Max said using a quarterstaff to knock him off a ledge. "Please go easy on me Max,"Kermit asked.
"Jareth going easy on someone is like Sam rapping,"Max reminded him.
"Yikes,"Kermit said. "Boy did I get a scary picture in my head!"
"I know well anyway let's start. Now the best staffs can protect against most spells. Now particulary strong ones will break it."
"That's good,but do any of those spells kill?"Kermit asked.
"Ummmm..... about 90% of them."Max said honestly.
"Great,"Kermit said. "Just what I need"
"So let's do this!"Max said, and knocked Kermit down.
"Gee Kermit something similar happened to a friend of mine. "Scooter said. "I ran to ask him if he was okay, and I'll never forget his immortal words."
"Really? What did he say?"asked Kermit.
"OUCH!!!! THAT SMARTS!!!!!!!!!!!"Scooter said laughing.
"Hey Scooter it's your turn!"Max said.
"HUH??!!!!!!!"
"Ok Grover now the key to sneaking behind someone is being quiet."Gary told the blue monster."
"OK! VERY QUIET!"Grover yelled.
"Shhh. We have to sneak past Mary!"Gary told him.
"She is a nice lady why do we have to do that?!"
"It's only practice."
"Oh." Then , a loud squeak was heard.
"What are you two doing?!"asked Mary. Grover and Gary chuckled nervously to avoid looking foolish.
"Rowlf!"Grover told his friend. "This is your toy. See kids this is why Mommy or Daddy tells you pick your toys up! It may interefere with training for a rescue mission!"
"Ok Red ready?"asked Mary.
"I love gymnastics!"Red said flipping through lasers.
"Don't hit any Red,"Mary warned.
"Why?"asked Red. "Yikes!" She screamed before appearing in a Fraggle Cage. "Oh that's why!"
"Ok Robbie! Pick the lock!"Jenny told him.
"Ok," he said taking a bent wire. To his impressment the door opened. However it also set off an alarm.
"Great Rob,"Jenny said, "But we might want to work on choosing the right door,"
"We have so much work to do,"Max said sighing as he watched the Muppet foul up their training lessons.

 

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Ch. 11
"Well at least the Muppets aren't improving,"Jareth said eating popcorn.
"Umm Jareth,"Bitterman said pointing to the crystal.
"HOLY SMOO!!!!!!!!"Jareth yelled! Wembley Fraggle successfuly knocked Max onto the ground. Ernie had crossed a rickety old bridge without any probelms.
"They look a little tougher than last time,"Nicky Holiday said.
"Well Sarah will you marry me,"Jareth said ignorign Nicky's comment.
"To the tune of Carmen!"Sarah started "No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!"she sang.
"No no no no no no!"Tex, Rachel, and Doc started, but stopped as soon as Jareth gave them a dirty look!"
"Very well go visit her brother please Eva,"Jareth said. I'm sure he'll like company.

 

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Ch. 12
"You have all become much better fighters,"Max complimented his friends.
"Thank you Max,"said Miss Piggy.
"Well I bet you can fight any villians now!"Max said.
"Wrong,"said the Grand High Witch appearing out of nowhere.
"Oh smoo,"said Gonzo.
"Language Gonzo!"Fran scolded him.
"Sorry,"
"Well try me!"The Grand High Witch said.
"For Sarah,"Toby said running towards her. Yet, the evil witch grabbed Toby's wrist and disappeared.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GANDALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,"Scooter yelled.
"You mean Toby,"Kermit corrected him.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TOBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Scooter said.
"We'll have to rescue him at all costs said Kermit.

 

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Ch. 13
"Well Sarah I have order the wedding bouquet."Jareth said.
"Why? I am not marrying you!"Sarah asked.
"Really? Do you love your little brother?!"he asked her.
"Of course! He's my life! He's my best friend! He's..."Sarah began.
"Right here!"Jareth said pulling Toby into the room.
"Sarah say no!!!!!!!!!!!!"Toby said."He doesn't love you! He only wants to marry so he can........"
"Balderdash! I suppose he's pyschic"Jareth said.
"Actually he is,"Sarah said rudely.
"Well if you don't marry me, sweet pyschic little Toby will be a sweet pyschic dead little Toby!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Sarah don't worry about me!,"Toby said to his sister hoping she wouldn't side with this king planning to murder everyone he cared about.
"Very well.I I will marry you,"Sarah said.
"No!"Toby said.
"Great! Go try on your dress my sweet,"Jareth said. As Sarah walked out he turned to Doc."Hopper be a pal, and keep Toby company. Keep him alive and do not harm him......yet,"

 

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Ch. 14
"We must go,"Kermit said.
"Toby needs us!"Scooter said.
"He'd do the same for us"Gonzo added.
"So we have to get to the Labyrinth!"Kermit said.
"Is everyone ready?"
"Ready,"they all said.
"Toby,"they all whispered. "Sarah? Where are you?"
"Dear me this is a problem,"a voice said they knew too well."

 

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Ch. 15
"I should have known you repulsive Muppets would try to save your friends!" "No matter. You'll be out of my way forever soon enough."Jareth said. "Please my friends join Toby in the cell or be blasted into nothing." "Observe if you will this cell which has no floor. Why is this? Look beneath there,"he said. Kermit looked down, and noticed a firey pit.
"That will hurt,"Fozzie said.
"Indeed. It will drop and drop per second until you fall in which should be shortly before Sarah and I say "I do.""
"You are a monster,"Kermit said.
"Yes I am,"Jareth said. "And you will be dead soon enough. Farewell,"

 

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Ch. 16
"We're going to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Boober said. "We're going to die die die die die!"
"Yes I'm afraid we are,"Gobo said putting his hand on his friend's shoulder.
"I failed again,"Max said.
"Again?"Gonzo said.
"Yes,"Max said. "You see Doc Hopper and I were born together as the crystal cracked. We were good friends, but Jareth seduced him to the dark side. Jareth was planning to take over,and convinced Doc I would save him if he was hanging on for dear life. However I pulled him up, and Doc knocked me down. Gary and Mary saved me in time so I wouldn't die, but I had failed, because Jareth had control of the crystal and was in power. I wanted to fix it, but now I've only made things worse."

 

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Ch. 17
"It's not your fault,"Kermit said.
"You were just helping your former friend,"Fozzie said.
"Jarerth uses those we love against us,"Toby said weakly.
"Well this is it,"Kermit said.
"We're good as dead,"Scooter said sighing.
"I wanted to say that line!"Boober said complaining.
"Who cares about lines when we're going to die?"asked Piggy.
"We have to get out and save Sarah!"Kermit said.
"Jareth will probably kill her after the wedding,"Gonzo said.
"Kermit he's mean but would he murder someone?"asked Fozzie.
"Ummm....Fozzie...."Kermit said pointing to the pit.
"Oh yeah pit of certain death,"Fozzie said.
"Yes Fozzie,"
"Well too bad we don't have a lock pick."
"Darn my hair's all messed up"Miss Piggy said taking out a bobby pin.
"A lock pick!"Gonzo said.
"Huh?"Miss Piggy asked."Oh! You mean this bobby pin will save our lives! Yes I knew that! I was testing you my dear Gonzo."
"Sure,"Gonzo said. "Now let's stop that wedding.