The Muppet story

[kansasteen14]

"you let us take a rubber chicken and tie it around his tounge and leave it there for one day" waldorf said

"well...I gues thats ok but just one day" kermit said

and so they all agreed and stalder and waldorf told them that the electric mayhem had temporarily split up and Dr.Teeth was in New York so off they went.

on the way the bus stopped and picked up a very familiar face,it was miss piggy and she was holding hands with a familiar pig . . .

 

[Salmoto]

It was Dr. Strangepork... Piggy and Strangey were discussing old times and Piggy had overzealously knocked Strangepork into unconsciousness. Still a bit perterbed the didn't notice the frog and his confidants until Kermit had murmered something about bus seats being too high. At which Piggy scooped up Kermit and showered him with kisses....

In all the ruckus the other Muppets and the girl tilted their heads to the side, a very familiar voice from the bus seat beckoned "Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times....." It was...

 

[Beauregard]

Tour guide barbie from Toy Story 2.

Kermit and the ever increasing gang were so surprised that they were in the wrong movie that.....

 

[Beauregard]

They all fell out onto the back of a pasing truck full of chickens in cages.

"Help. Help me." Cried Cammilla.

"That chicken needs help." Kermit excamed, just then Gonzo.....

 

[Billy's Girl]

appeared out of nowhere and offered to give Cammilla mouth to mouth or in their case mouth to beak. Cammilla turned him down flat!!

While Kermit was letting Cammilla out of the cage she had been locked in with several other chickens Gonzo offered to give Barbie mouth to mouth.

Barbies response was to .....

 

[kansasteen14]

jump out of the truck and disappear for the rest of the story.ten the driver of the truck turned around to see what had happened it was no other than...

 

[Jeffrey Gray]

Beauregard, the former stagehand of the Muppet theater. And he wasn't any better of a driver than he was before. The truck swerved left and right, eventually ending up on the wrong side of the road. Then, the truck crashed head-on into a familiar rainbow-colored Studebaker. The driver of the car came out of the car to see who had crashed into it, and the gang was surprised to see yet another familiar face...

 

[Sidebottom]

...Jareth the Goblin King!

No, just kidding.

...Fozzzzzzzzzzie Bear!

"Hey, didja see that?" exclaimed Waldorf.
"What?" replied Statler.
"For the first time, the Bear was actually a smash hit! Doh ho ho ho ho ho!"

"Wow!" shouted Fozzie. "Kermit! Chef! Statler! Waldorf! Piggy! Strangepork! Camilla! Gonzo! Beauregard! What are you all doing he--?" But he was interrupted by Statler and Waldorf tying a rubber chicken around his tongue.

But then the two old men were also interrupted when suddenly...

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

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They saw the Mystery Machine and the Scooby-Doo gang (Lol. Sorry, I'm a big fan of that show too.) Anyway, Fred told Kermit that he heard that he was putting the show back on and they wanted to be guest stars. Miss Piggy wasn't happy about this because she was jealous of Daphne. Here's what Kermit decided...

 

[Jeffrey Gray]

...he decided to turn down the offer, since none of the gang really wanted to go off on mysteries involving a talking dog and bad guys in cheap costumes. So everyone got into the back of Beau's truck, and Beau drove off, towing Fozzie's Studebaker, which Fozzie had bought back from Mad Man Mooney, and which the gang promised they could get fixed somewhere along the road. They eventually came to an auto-repair place, and were surprised to discover who was running it...