The Muppet story

[kansasteen14]

Ernie The Alligator! he was tired of the swamp and started his own auto-repair.he told them he would fix the studebaker for free since it belonged to a friend of Kermits.Rowlf was also there doing music while you wait.then when the car was fixed Kermit,Piggy,Fozzie,Gonzo,Rowlf,and camilla went in the studebaker while the rest followed them in Beau's truck.Ernie the Alligator put someone else in charge of the gas station and also joined them.now they have reached Manhatten,New York and stopped at Pop's Diner and saw...

 

[Jeffrey Gray]

...Dr. Teeth, who they had come here for in the first place, sitting in a booth. Kermit called to Dr. Teeth, saying "Dr. Teeth! Just the person I'm looking for!" He went over to Dr. Teeth's booth, and told him the whole story. Dr. Teeth told Kermit of how the band broke up a couple years earlier, due to the fact that nobody came to see their performances. Kermit and Dr. Teeth both agreed to try to find the other members and try to get back together. So they all headed west, to go see another of the band's former members...

 

[Beauregard]

What they didn't know was that Janice had had an argument with animal and marched off to find an animal that was more Groooovy.

Then she remembered that Kirmet always had good advice, therefore she had set off to the swamp to find him, on the way she had met Sweetums who....

 

[Beauregard]

was going to visit his friends Big Mamma, the boss men, and Dog Lion.

Janice said that she had a bone to pick with Dog Lion and so she decided to join Sweetums and vist his friends.

Meanwhile Kirmet and the gang traveled on to meet Zoot, Lips, and Jerry.

They had just started up the car when Kirmets mobile phone rang, "It's for you," he said to Piggy.

"Hello, who is it," Miss Piggy asked

 

[Beauregard]

It turned out to be her agent telling her that a great spot had just opened up on national telivision and it had been offered personally to Miss Piggy, would she like it?

Miss Piggy said yes she would and then said that Kermit could use the spot for his new show.

Kermit said that was very nice and Fozzie drove the car into a ditch.

Beauregard'd truck continued down the road and nearly ran over a passing Yellow Bird.

Kermit,Piggy,Fozzie,Gonzo,Rowlf,and camilla were just wondering how to get the car out of the ditch when who should come down the road but ........

 

[Fozzie Bear]

...an evil stench of a monstrosity!

Not only years earlier had he tried to tear apart our beloved frog, but now he was angrier than ever because his franchise had fallen into demise!

It was (gulp!) Doc Hopper!!

Quickly, Fozzie Bear untied the rubber chicken from his toungue and strapped it in front of his friend the Frog and hid Kermit, then ran to the top of the ditch and held out his finger...um, his thumb.

"What's this? What's thiiissss?" Hopper asked. His new assistant was a weasley guy named Hembro. "A talking bear?"

"Hiya hiya!" Fozzie shouted, "Hey, we kind of took a little scenic route off the main road here, think you can help us out?"

"Why, sure!" Hopper said, and as Hembro began to prepare to unditch the Muppets' car, Hopper was thinking...

 

[crazy ernie]

"Crush, Kill, destroy" Then Doc Hopper turned into The Incredible Hulk.Then...

 

[Beauregard]

exploded into a thousand pitzas which the gang enjoyed imensly, while Hembro ran at twenty miles an hour down the road. The next thing they saw was Sweetums and Janice walking up the road.

"Er. Can you give us a hand here?" Kermit asked, "We seem to have missed the fork in the road.

After Sweetums had helped them out of the ditch they asked him were he was going, when he said he was going to see his Monster friends Kermit said that they may be needed for his new show. So they all set off to find the monsters.

Janice was sat in the front of the Truck with Beauregard thinking about what Dog Lion had done to her all those years before and what she was going to do to him.

As they drove along a plan formed in her head.

 

[Salmoto]

Where is the best place to find cold-hearted souless eating machines? Washington D.C. They made their way towards the nation's capital, hoping to find the monsters. Instead they ran across Sam Eagle, who was selling maps to the nation's landmarks. "It may not pay much, but it is good honest work..." he concluded. He was about to refuse Kermit's offer to return to the show, when Gorgon heap ran up and ate him, map stand and all. They strapped Gorgon Heap to the top of Beau's truck, thinking that they'd extract Sam from the monster's stomach later.

They made a U-turn back into the midwestern part of the United States when the radiator on Beau's truck suddenly caught on fire......

 

[Beauregard]

"Oh no," shouted Beauregard, jumping out of the driving seat onto the flat, tarmac road, "Kermit!"

But Kermit and the others had turned the corner and wern't sure what had happened.

Every one in Beu's truck jumped out then after realesing the chickens and Gorgon Heap, they sat and watched the truck burn.

Kermit and the others hearing aloud explosian turned the car around and saw tha last of Beu's truck fall down as ashes.

Janice, seeing this said somthing unrepeatable and sat down.

"Oh no," Kermit said coming out of the car, "Don't worry theres room for everyone in the car."

Before fozzie could say anything everyone had jumped into the car, exept that is, Sweetums and gorgan heap who had to go on top.

Three hours later, the gabg ground to a stop as a large....