[Janken Fraggle walks up as Slackbot is about to bite into the muffin. He looks at the muffin like a cat looks at a tuna fish sandwich.]
Slackbot: Want a bite?
Janken: Please?
Slackbot: Then do your trick.
Janken: [sighs, looks at the muffin, then makes up his mind. He crosses his eyes and exclaims in a derpy voice] Muffin!
Slackbot: [dividing the muffin in half and giving part to Janken] Very good!
Janken [aside] The things I'll do for double chocolate.