The Muppet Family

[Misskermie]

I love how Kermit and Fozzie stuck you with mr. heartthrob.

 

[Dominicboo1]

There will be much more of Teen, and I'll be stuck with him.

 

[Misskermie]

I will pity you.

 

[Stan Davis]

When is Steven going to show up again?

 

[Dominicboo1]

(Ok how about a Steven Chapter now?)
CH. 5
Clara could tell Steven liked her. She grinned micheviously. She wouldn't let him know she liked him too quite yet. Dominic, Kermit, and Gonzo watched on the patio step expecting their sister to start some michief.
"Hi Clara,"Steven said sitting next to her.
"Hello Steven,"she said barely looking up from the book she borrowed from Dominic.
"How about we rent a movie and go on a date. A nice love story. ,"Steven said choosing what most teenagers like.
"Does anybody get eaten?"Clara asked.
"Of course not!"Steven said. That was disgusting in his mind.
"Then no!"Clara said. She liked different movies, but horror movies were her idea of chick flicks.
"You'll be all mine Clara,"Steven said. Clara smiled...yes and Steven would belong to each other, but not without some fun times...for her.
[Steven]
She loves me, she loves me not
She loves me, she loves me not
She loves me, she loves me, she loves me
The lady loves me and it shows
In spite of the way she turns up her nose
I'm her ideal, her hearts desire
Under that ice she's burning like fire
She'd like to cuddle up to me
She's playing hard to get
The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet
[Clara]
The gentleman has savoir-faire
As much as an elephant or a bear
I'd like to take him for a spin
Back to the zoo to visit his kin
He's got about as much appeal as a soggy cigarette
The lady loathes him but he doesn't know it yet
[Steven]
The lady's got a crush on me
[Clara]
The gentleman's crazy obviously
[Steven]
The lady's dying to be kissed
[Clara]
The gentleman needs a psychiatrist
[Clara]
I'd rather kiss a rattlesnake
Or play Russian roulette
[Steven]
The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet

She's falling fast she's on the skids
[Clara]

Both of his heads are flipping their lids
[Steven]
Tonight she'll hold me in her arms
I'd rather be holding hydrogen bombs
Will someone tell this Romeo
I'm not his Juliet
[Steven
The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet
[Steven]
She wants me
[Clara}
Like poison ivy
[Steven]
Needs me
[Clara]
Like a hole in the head
[Steven]
Everyone can see she's got it bad
[Clara]
He's mad!
The gentleman is an egotist
[Steven}
I'm simply aware I'm hard to resist
[Clara]
He's one man I could learn to hate
[Steven]
How's about having dinner at eight
[Clara]
I'd rather dine with Frankenstein
In a moonlight tete-a-tete
[Steven]
The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet
Oh yes she loves me
[Clara
Dig that shrinking violet.
Steven]
She really loves me
[Clara]
Here's one gal you'll never get
[Steven]
She lo- lo- loves me
[Clara]
Would you like to make a bet
[Steven]
I said the lady loves me
[Clara]
The gentleman's all wet
Clara pushed Steven into a pool with pirahnas. Dominic who was swimming quicly through him out of the pool.
"They don't like strangers,"Dominic warned. "You should sit and talk before you try that again."
"Are you talking about the fish or the girl?"Steven asked sighing.

 

[Misskermie]

Awwwwwwww! Clara and Steven!

 

[Twisted Tails]

[Steven]
She loves me, she loves me not
She loves me, she loves me not
She loves me, she loves me, she loves me
The lady loves me and it shows
In spite of the way she turns up her nose
I'm her ideal, her hearts desire
Under that ice she's burning like fire
She'd like to cuddle up to me
She's playing hard to get
The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet
[Clara]
The gentleman has savoir-faire
As much as an elephant or a bear
I'd like to take him for a spin
Back to the zoo to visit his kin
He's got about as much appeal as a soggy cigarette
The lady loathes him but he doesn't know it yet
[Steven]
The lady's got a crush on me
[Clara]
The gentleman's crazy obviously
[Steven]
The lady's dying to be kissed
[Clara]
The gentleman needs a psychiatrist
[Clara]
I'd rather kiss a rattlesnake
Or play Russian roulette
[Steven]
The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet

She's falling fast she's on the skids
[Clara]

Both of his heads are flipping their lids
[Steven]
Tonight she'll hold me in her arms
I'd rather be holding hydrogen bombs
Will someone tell this Romeo
I'm not his Juliet
[Steven
The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet
[Steven]
She wants me
[Clara}
Like poison ivy
[Steven]
Needs me
[Clara]
Like a hole in the head
[Steven]
Everyone can see she's got it bad
[Clara]
He's mad!
The gentleman is an egotist
[Steven}
I'm simply aware I'm hard to resist
[Clara]
He's one man I could learn to hate
[Steven]
How's about having dinner at eight
[Clara]
I'd rather dine with Frankenstein
In a moonlight tete-a-tete
[Steven]
The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet
Oh yes she loves me
[Clara
Dig that shrinking violet.
Steven]
She really loves me
[Clara]
Here's one gal you'll never get
[Steven]
She lo- lo- loves me
[Clara]
Would you like to make a bet
[Steven]
I said the lady loves me
[Clara]
The gentleman's all wet

What is this song, Dom? An Elvis Presley song or was it someone else?

 

[Dominicboo1]

What is this song, Dom? An Elvis Presley song or was it someone else?

It is an Elvis song! It's from the movie Viva Las Vegas.

 

[Dominicboo1]

It's a been a while, but here's the next chapter!
Ch.6
"Well Muppets!"Teen said glancing at a poster. "Yet again we have to compete in a talent show. This time you'll be mine!!!!!!!!!!!" Teen laughed as he pasted a picture of himself in the middle of the Muppets."Yeah....now I'll be way way way more popular!" He glared at a picture of a little girl who hugged Fozzie, and a little boy having some milk and cookies with Kermit and Dominic. In both pictures Teen found himself trying to make those children like him, but in both he failed.
"So Muppets....soon we'll be having a combination of our acts...you just don't know it yet!"

 

[Dominicboo1]

Ch.7
"The wonderfully glamorous ladies of the Diva's Club are coming for dinner!"Piggy said happily.
"Great!"Jaz said sarcastically. "Last time I saw them they ruffled my hair, and told me there was a very slim chance that Imight become almost as wonderful as they were not as good or better mind you!."
"That's a compliment dear,"Piggy said.
"Piggy as a guardian you're suppposed to be encorauging"
"Oh right!"Piggy said."What they said isn't too far from the truth!"
"Thanks!"Jaz said sarcastically.
"That's it young lady go to your room!"Piggy said.
"That seems to be all you say in this story!"Mandy said eavesdropping.
"Stop that both of you!"Piggy screamed.
"Oh run!"Mandy said geniunely nervous. Piggy attempted to karate chop her sisters.
"Child abuse!"Jaz said.
"Tough love,"PIggy corrected."I don't want to see my precious little sisters mouthing off to a mob boss, and getting killed, so I beat them up regularly."
"How nurting!"Jaz said.
"I know right?"Piggy said. To her consternation she broke the table in half.
"Oh!"Mandy said. "Now we can't have the party here!"
"Did somebody say party?"Fozzie asked.
"We love parties!"Gonzo said.
"Alright, but hurry up before I become sane again!"Piggy said.