The Muppet Family

[Twisted Tails]

Good song choice, Domonic! This song was in the Muppet Show, right? I forgot which guest star sang the song, "You're Always Welcome To Our House" Does anybody know who it was?

 

[Stan Davis]

Marisa Berenson

 

[Dominicboo1]

You're absolutely right Stan!
Ch. 14
"Darn darn darn! I hate that amphiban!"Piggy said tearing up a photo of Kermit. Piggy frowned. She would have abandoned her siblings if Kermit asked, why couldnt't he do the same. The bear and the wizard kid were annoying and immature. She hated them all, or did she?
"Oh no. I've grown accustomed to his face!"
Drat! Drat! Drat Drat!
I've grown accustomed to his face.
He almost makes the day begin.
I've grown accustomed to the tune that
He whistles night and noon.
His smiles, his frowns,
Her ups, her downs
Are second nature to me now;
Like breathing out and breathing in.
I was serenely independent and content before we met;
Surely I could always be that way again-
And yet
I've grown accustomed to his look;
Accustomed to his voice;
Accustomed to his face.

[Spoken]"Stay a Muppet." What an infantile idea. What a heartless,
wicked, brainless thing to do. But she'll regret, she'll
regret it. It's doomed before he even takes the vow.

[Sung]
I can see her now, Mr. Kermit Muppet
In a wretched little flat above a store.
I can see him now, not a penny in the till,
And a bill collector beating at the door
He'll try to teach the things I taught him,
And end up selling flowers instead.
Begging for his bread and water,
While his siblings have theirbreakfast in bed.
In a year, or so, when he's prematurely grey,
And the blossom in his cheekhas turned to chalk.
He'll come home, and lo, they'llhave upped and run away
With a social-climbing heiress from New York.
Poor Kermit how simply frightful!
How humiliating! How delightful!
How poignant it'll be on that inevitable night
When he hammers on my door in tears and rags.
Miserable and lonely, repentant and contrite.
Will I take him in or hurl him to the walls?
Give himkindness or the treatment he deserves?
Will I take him back or throw the baggage out?

But I'm a most forgiving pig

The sort who never could, ever would,
Take a position and staunchly never budge.
A most forgiving pig
But I shall never take him back
If he were even crawling on his knees
Let him promise to atone
Let him shiver, Let him moan!
I'll slam the door and let the frog freeze!
[Spoken]
"Stay with siblings!"Ha!
[Sung]
But I'm so used to hear him say
Good moring every day.
His joys his woes
His Highs, his lows
are second nature to me now'
Like breathing out and breathing in
I'm very grateful he's a man
and So easy to forget;
Rather like a habit
One can always break
And yet
I've grown accustomed to the trace
of something in the air'
accustomed to his face.
"That's it! I'm calling Kermie! He'll forget Dominic and Fozzie...for me!"
(Sng used-I've Grown Accustomed To Her face with some lyrics change from My Fair Lady)

 

[Dominicboo1]

"Hello?"Kermit answered the telephone. "Oh hello Piggy! You're taking us back! That's great...oh just me.... No thanks!"
"You can't live without me!"Piggy said. No I can't thought Kermit.
"Oh yes I can!"He said. "It might not be easy but I can!"
What a fool I was, what dominated fool,
to think that you were the earth and the sky,
What a fool I was, What an elevated fool,
What a mutton-headed dote was I!
No, my reverberated friend,
you are not the beginning and the end.

Piggy (speaking):
You impetant frog there's not an idea in your head or a word in your mouth that I haven't put there.

Kermit(singing):
There'll be spring every year without you. England still will be here without you.
There'll be fruit on the tree.
And a shore by the sea.
There'll be crumpets and tea without you.

Art and music will thrive without you. Somehow Keats will survive without you.
And there still will be rain on that plain down in Spain,
even that will remain without you.
I can do without you.

You, dear friend, who taught so well,
You can go to Hartford, Hereford and Hampshire.

They can still rule with land without you.
Windsor Castle will stand without you.
And without much ado we can all muddle through without you.

Piggy
You brazen froggy!

Kermit(singing):
Wihtout pulling it the tide comes in,
without your twirling it the Earth can spin,
Without your pulling it, the tide comes in
Without your twirling it, the earth can spin
Without your pushing them, the clouds roll by,
If they can do without you, ducky, so can I
I shall not feel alone without you
I can stand on my own without you
So go back in your shell
I can do bloody well
Without you!
"Very well Mr. Loyal Annoying Frog!!"Piggy yelled hanging up the phone.
Kermit cried, because he loved her, but he would never ever ever marry somebody who didn't respect and accept his brothers.
(Song used Without You From My Fair Lady)

 

[Dominicboo1]

Ch. 16
"Hey Muppets!"Teen said rubbing his fingerless gloved hand through Dominic's hair.
"What Teen?"Fozzie asked.
"Sign this contract guys!"Teen said. "It will allow you to stay here for as long as you have to and perform for me!" Kermit read it over, and all the Muppets signed it. Teen grinned micheviously as he held it up to the light. The message clearly stated "If signed, it's implied that the parties of the contract realize that both of this conditions will be permanent. The Muppets belong to Teen Hearthrob, and he has every right to keep them with him for all eternity. "
"That can't be legal!"Dominic said.
"I bought legal kiddo!"he said pinching Dominic's cheek. "You're all mine!"
Dominic kept reading"It is now know to all people that this contract will make it the duty of citizens to bring escaped Muppets back to Teen if they get lost."
"Can't lose ya! I love ya'll!"Teen said.
"Teen!"Kermit said. "This isn't fair."
"Hey...I'm being fair you have all these benefits now, and a real friend unlike Piggy Lee and her siblings!"
"WHY YOU!!!"Dominic growled angrily.
"Why me?"Teen mocked. "Oh you're so cute!"
"Well,"Fozzie said. "Piggy doesn't like us, and Teen appreciates us!"
"I do!"Teen said. "Now rules. 1.You're only going anywhere with me. I'm a tough guy! Nobody dares mess with me, and I can't have you kidnapped! 2.You're to stay in this room until showtime! 3.Have fun following the first two rules! I can't see why you'd ever want to leave here. I mean DISNEY WORLD"S HERE for crying out loud!"
"Gosh,"DOminic said. "You must be magic."
"Ehh....I flirt with cute witches. I get a room the size of the country in return!"Teen said shrugging as he placed his hand on Dominic's shoulder.
"Well!"Gonzo said. "I can't picture anything going wrong based on this perfectly fine arrangement!"

 

[Twisted Tails]

Uh-oh! What could possibly go wrong? Something that goes boom?
: DID SOMEBODY SAY BOOM?
WHA?
*Explosion!*
MY ROOM! WHAT A WEIRDO! GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

 

[Dominicboo1]

Ch.17
"I don't want to be here anymore with the Muppets,"Jaz said.
"I know dear,"Piggy said."But Dominic and Fozzie wouldn't want to see you cry. As much as I dislike them, they did care about you!"
"They did nothing to you!"Jaz yelled.
"I know!"Piggy sighed. Dominic was strange, but nice, and as was the same for every Muppet. Meanwhile Dominic and Fozzie were sad too.
"What are we going to do?"Fozzie asked.
"I wish we could be in Solla Sollew,"Dominic sighed.
Dominic
There's a faraway land
So the stories all tell
Somewhere beyond the horizon.
If we can find it
Then all will be well,
Troubles there are few,
Someday, we'll go to...
Solla Sollew
Solla Sollew

Dominic & Cast
Solla Sollew
Solla Sollew

Fozzie
I've lost my poor friends
And we've traveled so far.
Oh, Jaz, forgive me
Wherever you are.
\Jaz
Dear Mom and Dad,
I'm thinking of you.
And wishing we all were in Solla Sollew

MAYOR
They say breezes are warm there

HORTON
And people are kind.

JOJO, HORTON
Maybe it's something like heaven.

Piggy
I close my eyes
And I see in my mind
Skies of bluest blue


All
Solla Sollew
Kermit, Fozzie, Dominic
I've had so much trouble ,
Finding my way there. &
When I get close,
It disappears. Solla Sollew
If we can get there,
We're gonna stay there
If it takes us miles,

Steven, Clara, and Mandy
If it takes us miles

Gonzo
If it takes us years.
Jaz
High on a mountain
Or lost on the sea,
Dominic
Sooner or later, I'll find it

Kermit and Piggy
I have a picture
Of how it will be

All
On the day I do
Troubles will be through
And I'll be home with you.

ALL
Solla Sollew
Solla Sollew
Solla Sollew
Solla Sollew
Solla Sollew
Solla Sollew
Solla Sollew
Kermit and Piggy
I'll be home... With you

ALL
Solla Sollew
(Song Solla Sollew From Seussical)

 

[Dominicboo1]

Ch. 18
"That's it!"Piggy said. "We're going to go over to that hotel, and get the Muppets back!"
"Piggy!"Jaz said hugging her sister.
"Heck who's going to over analyze rainbows if we don't have Kermit?"Piggy asked.
"Who's going to tell the Banana Sketch?"asked Jaz.
"Who's going to juggle pianos if we dont' have Gonzo?"asked Mandy.
"Who's going to dance with me?"asked Steven.
"Cluck cluck cluck cluck Dominic,"Camilla said which meant who's going to sing the oddest songs you ever heard if Dominic doesn't come back.
"Nobody!"Piggy said. "I admit it...I was jealous. I hated them becasue they're not like me, or myabe just mabye I wanted to be like them!"
"Piggy!"Jaz said. "Everyone can be a Muppet!"
"I'm a Muppet now!"Steven and Mandy said together.
"We all are!"Jaz said. "Even you."
"What?"Piggy asked. "After what I did?"
"I yelled at Jaz because she won Mario Kart!"Mandy said. "Does that make her not my sister?"
"No,"Piggy said. "Do you think they'll forgive me?"
"Kermit forgave his cousins for trying to kidnap him several times.He'l forgive you, as long as you accept the others!"Steven said.
"I'm going!"Piggy said. "And nobody's going to stop me until I have those endearingly annoying or is it irratingly lovable and charming Muppets back! Every...single one of them!"

 

[Dominicboo1]

Ch. 19
"Ok guys let's go!"Piggy said.
"Stop! Piggy Lee get in the sack!"a security guard ordered.
"No thanks!"she said running off. "We got away guys! Hey where are you?"
Her question was answered a few minutes later, Jaz, Steven, and Mandy were all tied up, and Piggy was trapped as well.
"No!!!!!!!!!"Piggy said. "I can't believe it! Poor Kermit. Poor Dominic. Poor Fozzie. Poor Gonzo...I hate to think of what's happening to them."
"They're having the time of their lives!"said Teen. "I mean...99% of the time I'm so close they could touch me!"
"That's a plus!"Jaz said sarcastically.
"I think I'll let you stay here to cool down!"Teen said smirking. "Bye!"

 

[Stan Davis]

great job i have a request maybe Crazy Harry can make a explosion freeing the others