"The Moppet Family..."

[The Count]

*After a full night of sailing...

Ah, there it is... Home port. OK, all ghost hands prepare for mooring.
*Ghosts appear and start working on securing the ship at the docks... And now we can deboard and get back to our homes.
Have a good weekend Bo... Hope the twins don't get into much more trouble.
*Cole family descends onto the docks and starts for their own home.

 

[Erine81981]

Getting off Ghost ship

Yakky: *carring me* Man does our master seem heavy.

Biggy: *helping carring* Kind of.

Shhhhhh....I'm still trying to sleep.

Yakky: So?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

meanwhile...chez DanDan

DanDan: Where's PeaPea?

Fem Taeer: She's been in bed for 6 days!!!

DanDan: So?

Fem Taeer: Well, she's supposed to be a cleaner and she hasn't done one bit of housework since she came!

DanDan: The woman needs her rest

Fem: 6 days worth????

DanDan: Yes. Now if you'll excuse me these coconuts won't waltz with themselves...

 

[Beauregard]

*father comes downstairs, and fixes a cup of tea*

La, la, la, it's a new day, de dar dum....Ahhhh!

Oh, it's a cereal packet...*shakes head*

*sits at table, reads paper*

I should perhaps get some breakfast...

*opens fridge*

*shuts fridge*

*opens fridge*

Hey Dog!!! There's some green...er...stuff here for your breakfast.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*DanDan bursts through the door*

Fem: I'm ever so sorry, I tried to tell her not to come. But she tried to...

DanDan: Did someone say green stuff? *eats green stuff*

Fem: DanDan, that was green!!!

DanDan: You're no fun anymore, Fem. Ever since I stopped putting stumulants in your foo--

Fem: WHAT???

DanDan: Never mind, do I hear PeaPea calling?

*leaves, leaving DanDan-shaped hole in the wall*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *waking up*

Vibs: - *Sleeping Beauty* -

Viq: *yawns* What I just did was yawning.

Vibs: *wakes up, mutters* Did you have to point that out aloud I was SLEEPInG! *turns around and nods off to sleep again*

Viq: In fact, yes. We are living in a free world.

Vibs: ... I want my own room... actually my own bed would be nice. Actually I wouldn't mind having my own duvet... and pillow...

Viq: But why? Just why shouldn't we share! This world would be such a wonderful place if we were all sharing instead of being greedy materialistic creatures who are only thinking about ourselves.

Vibs: Yeah, well then think about me! I NEED MY SLEEP!

Viq: Vibs, how can you sleep when there are so many other things you can do? In this very moment, you could be changing the world.

Vibs: I'll be changing your world if you don't shut up now!

Viq: How old do you have to be, to become a politician?

Vibs: I'm pretty sure you need to be a human anyway...

Viq: What do you meeaaan bbzzzzzz! bzzz! BZzz??!

Vibs: *smugging grin* And now, my cute little fruit fly, I shall sleep. *falls asleep*

Viq: *being an amazingly cute fruit fly* Daaaaaaaaaddzzzz!!!!

...

 

[Beauregard]

*checks list of things to do*

Ahh, deal with the Fruit Fly infestation in the twins bedroom...

I shall get right to that after I've cleaned this blue sister...brother....sister in law...thing...out of my fridge where teh green stuff used to be...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*DanDan appears in fridge*

DanDan: Hello there, brother dear

*lands large kiss on Father's cheek leaving orange lipstick on his cheek*

DanDan: Brr..that food cupboard was freezing. But I started a fire in it to keep me warmer.
*the camera reveals that DanDan has indeed set the fridge on fire*

DanDan: I'm gonna go now!

*runs away*

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Is the plural of moose 'mooses' or 'moosi'? *falls over*

 

[theprawncracker]

FIRE IN THE FRIDGE!!! *extinguishes fire* Phew that was close aye Moppet? So, what were you saying about fruit flies?