"The Moppet Family..."

[Lucy]

PeaPea: *Gets angry and inflates like a bullfrog* It was a hard question!!! I remember quitting "Brownies" after that. Oh the shame and humiliation.

Anyway, I believe our hopscotch days are almost over. Look at the fluff on the road.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Good old brownies. It's a shame I was never allowed in, and I had to sit and watch. Just because I refused to wear a uniform...or any clothes at all....

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: But that's another story for another time...and would you look at that! In the time we spent talking about Brownies we've arrived at the BCC! The Babette Cole Convention!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

PeaPea: But that's another story for another time...and would you look at that! In the time we spent talking about Brownies we've arrived at the BCC! The Babette Cole Convention!

Wow. While we disappear in here for a while, I wonder what's going on with the other members of the moppet family...

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Oh boy! Liver! Iron helps us play!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: PeaPea!!! You must calm down. I know our idol Babette Cole is right behind that curtain but you must relax!!

*runs around in circles, pulling down the curtain and dragging it along behind her*

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Oh Babette! I've been your biggest fan for days now!! Can I have your autograph??!?!

Babs: Well, that's lovely to know. Here you go. What's your name m'dear?

PeaPea: My name is PeaPea.

Babs: Well PeaPea, with a name like that I think I could write a book about you and your little friend. What's his name?

PeaPea: His name is DanDan.

Babs: Well that's just fabulous. And that also means that one day I can become your mummy.....no...that you can get money! Yes...sorry, getting caught up in my own books there.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Look what I found PeaPea. I was casually holding this £5 note when it gave birth to this ping-pong ball. It's just like Babs' book "Money laid an egg."

Babs: Wasn't that "Mummy?"

DanDan: No one messes with Aunt DanDan, *bashes Babette with brick*

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*meanwhile in the giant shoe*

Fem: My danger sense is tickling. DanDan has *pulls face* hit someone with *clicks* a shoe!! *pulls face* Not a shoe! A brick! Oh well...

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Ouch, I think my eyebrow is broken, thanks for that. But...*hits DanDan over the head with a jar of mustard*....that'll teach you to break people's eyebrows!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: *sobs* It's because I'm fat isn't it. Come along, Fem. We're leaving this "size-ist obscene thing". Fem? Oh that's right, I left you at home. Oh well, come on Pea Pea. Let's never fight again and all that...