"The Moppet Family..."

[Whatever]

Future Father: A cow? Sorry, a cow?
Future Moppet: Mmm...steak...
Future Father: Stay out of this...

Why, you devil! *advances on Future Father with stick*
*cow enters, chewing a muffin*
Why, Thumbelina, there you are! No time to spare! That horrible man wants to eat you! Now, charge!

 

[theprawncracker]

We don't have time for this! I have to overthrow Mr. Harvey!

*goes inside leaving Father to deal with the Cow Lady*

 

[Beauregard]

Future Father: Um...hehe...you see...*scabbles at the door* Open up!!!
Future Moppet: Oh, this could be fun...
Future Father: Um...I didn't mean steak, with green beans, and mashed potato, and roast potatos, with yorksheire pudings, and suet crust, and carrots, and parsnips...though that does sound rather appealing actually...wait..oops...I meant, steak as in, "If I had a steak right now!"
Future Moppet: I would eat it with green beans, and mashed potato, and roast potatos, with yorksheire pudings, and suet crust, and carrots, and parsnips..
Future Father: yes, exactly. No...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*at Fem's house*
Isis: Fem, how do you feel about children?
Fem: How should I feel?
Isis: I'm merely wondering.
Fem: OK then
Isis: Can you hear that?
Fem: It's only DanDan playing ping-pong on the roof
Isis: Who is she playing with?
Fem: her escaped convict husband Chet Dar
Isis: Ah. I see.

 

[Whatever]

*cow starts chasing old lady, who jumps on its back and disappears*

 

[Vibs]

Vibs: *reading fashion magazine - spots nice dress - spots prize* ... Viiiiq!! I'm heading over to the mall, well after I'ce picked up dad's credit-card!!! tell mum okay?

Viq: Sssh, I'm writing a poem here..

Vibs: For Leila, Mingostone's adooooorable half-cousin's daughter right?

Viq: NO!!! Just ... because I .. want to...

Vibs: You love her, admit it.

Viq: ... I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING SOMEWHERE?

Vibs: *heads over to Wilson's*

 

[theprawncracker]

*Jack walks into the board room* SuZan? Where are you with that tea? Oh! Mr. Harvey! *shakes his hand* Sosorrytohearaboutyourforcedretirementdon'tworrythecompany'singreathands.

*Looks at Father* Moppet when did you get up here?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Before you, Jack. May I ask, what you are doing here?

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Future Father: *outside* No, Vibs, I do not just give my credit card out lightly! Well, yes, there was the time when I gave it to Rosa, but...that was different!

 

[theprawncracker]

Me? What are you doing here man? I thought you were outside fighting that cow! But anyway, I'm here to help Mr. Harvey pack up because I know how much he'll enjoy retirement. Right Mr. Harvey?

 

[Vibs]

Vibs: ... But daaad I NEED it! Jack will NEVER fall in love with me if I haven't got that dress!!! you got to gimme the credit card! ... Give me the card dad. NOW!!!!