"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

Father: Fishing, camping, rasing a family...ok, so, maybe you're a little old for..actually...what on earth gave you the idea of retireing, Harvey? Assuming it was earth, though, if this is meant to be the.,..um...future...maybe there are aliens? Or weird things...I mean, weard compared to our family...so, um, normal...

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Future Father: Yes, dear. Did I ever say how much you look like your mother when you get angry? The hair falling over your eyes thing, and...oh..*hands over credit card* Can you get this door open for me?

 

[theprawncracker]

*cough* The Management *cough*

So Moppet let's help Harvey clean up and get out!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: The management forced the retirment? Oh...you meant...no...you can't be serious Jack...the management are normal? That explains a lot...

 

[Vibs]

Vibs: *stunned* did... you... just... give me... well, you'll regret it! HA! *rushes off and heads over to the mall, buys dress amazingly quick and gets back all dressed up in well, the dress* I look so pretty. Here Dad, your card. Hmm, I think I will go say hi to Jack.

 

[Beauregard]

Future Father: You can't the door is malfunctioning. I tried calling Microsoft, but they can't fix it until the weekend...and at the weekend it won't be working hours, so there won't be any point in their fixing it, so they shan't come at the weekend after all...which was knd of a wste of breath...

 

[theprawncracker]

*Looks out window and sees Vibs coming*

Oh no! Vibs! Moppet, go stall your daughter! Or your fired! *pushes Moppet out of board room*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*back at Fem's house*
Isis: Now she'll never bother us again
Fem: By putting her in an asylum????
Isis: It's the only way....

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Talk about a convenient plot-device...the new manager tries to get rid of the characters friend, while the friend spends an intercut scene discussing deep family problems withhis daughter...

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Future Father: Oh, well...I'll head home then...*walks across the road to Diana's Cafe*

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Father: *opens door* Vibs. You are still big, I mean, huge...

 

[Vibs]

Vibs: *raises eyebrow* I'm huge... did you just suggest something about my weight!?! Weight... wait... um, dad?! I thought you just... where... wha...









... do you have magic skills?!?!!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *raises eyebrow* Not usually..but I might, but I've never used them, so how would I know? Er...no...Are you coming in?