"The Moppet Family..."

[Erine81981]

In the Moppet's kitchen.......

This *gobble* stuff is good. Here Yakky try some.

Yakky: What is it?

Biggy: Pig guts.

Yakky: I'm not eatting any.

Biggy is just kidding. Its brisket. Good stuff. *eats some beans*

Biggy: I'll take some beans. *eats some then cuts the cheese* Woops! Sorry about that.

Yakky: What did you dooo...OH MY GOSH! *holds nose*

Tanks Biggy. Tat stinks.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Weird I could'a sworn...
Moppet: Go back to sleep...
Father: I refuse to talk to myself like this!
Moppet: Then don't!
Father: Alright I shan;t!
Moppet: *Silence*
Father: *silence*

 

[The Count]

... Then how do you usually talk to yourself?
*Light chuckle.

*At Cole home... Hmmm, wonder if the girls will mind my slipping out so early. Have a meeting with some friends, will be back a bit later in the day.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Kelly: Tabby? Why are you pacing?

Tabby: Pacing? Me? I'm not pacing. I'm not pacing at all.

Ann: Tabby. You're walking back and forth in same spot over and over and over. That's called pacing.

Tabby: I'm not pacing!

Ann and Kelly: YES YOU ARE!

Tabby: Ok, I'm pacing. But only because I'm BORED! And I have this really weird feeling that all sorts of weird stuff has been going on lately, but I can't find anything to prove it.

Kelly: Something weird? Like what?

Tabby: Like... I don't know, something weird. Wanna help me look for evidence?

Ann: How about we just go ask Daddy.

Tabby: Can't. He's not here.

Ann: WHAT?!?

Tabby: Relax, Ann. He said something about seeing friends.

Ann: Oh.

Kelly: So, what do we do?

Tabby: Look for evidence that something weird has been happening!

Ann: Oh, no...

Kelly: Um... how?

Tabby: Well, we- um... we just look!

<girls go "looking" for "evidence" of "something weird">

 

[The Count]

*Walks in through the front door. Hmmm, lovely day, now that it's starting to rain.
Wonder if the girls will want some lunch. Think I'll go in the kitchen and make some hamburgers.
*Strolls into the kitchen and sets to work.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Tabby: Ah HA! EVIDENCE!

Kelly: Where?

Tabby: Sh! Listen! Hear that?

Kelly: ...you mean that taptaptaptaptappitytaptaptaptaptap

Tabby: YES! Strange sounds- proof that something WEIRD has been happening!

Ann: That's the rain, Tabby.

Tabby: Well, I know, but it's more fun to call it EVIDENCE!

Kelly: <sniff sniff sniff>... you want evidence, Tabby?

Tabby: Yes!

Kelly: How's this for evidence- I smell hamburgers. DADDY'S HOME!

<girls run into kitchen>

 

[The Count]

*Humming a little music... Well, those are done. Now for the trimmings. Wonder what the girls want on their burgers. Oh well, I'm sure they'll like these.
*Sets veggies and condiments on counter, unknowing of pitter-patter of approaching feet.

 

[Vic Romano]

 

[The Count]

Now just what is young Vic rolling his eyes about? He shouldn't do that though, someone will probably slap them out of his head and they'll land up snake eyes.

Are the burgers any good my dears?
*Cole triplets seen munching away at their counter-top seats.

 

[theprawncracker]

Wow, usually something exciting has happened by now.

*door bell rings*

Hmm, I wonder who that is...

*opens door, and mailman is at the door*

Hello there. Lovely day isn't it?

Mailman: No, no it isn't. Here, letter for Mr. Jack Bandit.

That's me.

*takes letter*

Thanks.

*shuts door and reads letter*

What?!? Liza! Liza read this!!!

Dear Jack m'boy,
You are cordially invited to the marriage of Don Canolli and Mrs. Luella Bates Washington Jones.

Who: Don Canolli and Mrs. Luella Bates Washington Jones(she's divorced you idiot!)
Where: The Moppet Backyard
When: The day after tomorrow
Why: Because they wanna get married duh!
How: A minister will say some words duh!

Wow, I geuss Don Canolli really liked this house...