"The Moppet Family..."

[Erine81981]

Who would of known that Jack would make a cute baby.

Biggy: I know I wouldn't have thought that.

Yakky: What would you expect from a big hairy man who hasn't saved or took a bath.

Biggy: Iwouldn't be the one talking. *holds nose*

Yakky: Hey!

Biggy: Hey what?

Yakky: Nothing. *walks upstairs to the bathroom*

Biggy, now I'm going to have to clean all that fur out of the drain. Thanks alot!

Biggy: Not my fault. I was just telling the truth.

So was he. Now you go outside and take a shower. Ok?!

Biggy: Sure master.

 

[Beauregard]

*stepping out the door, and staring off into the distence*

Where has he...why did he go...

*sitting down on the edge of the front porch*

There's a nice sky out there, stars, a moon, is Viq watching that sky too? *sigh* Where is my son?

 

[Vibs]

Somewhere at a gloomy alley Viq is entering a mysterious house...

Viq: *gulp* What is this... looks like a derelict bar or something... H-helloooo? Is anybody there?

-Silence-

Viq: I better go aga...

???: Well hello there little fellow! You must be... Viq Moppet! I expected you...

Viq: *turns around* You d-did? Who are you?

???: Who am I? Who am I?? Well... If I knew I'd tell you Aaaahahaha!



-cricket chirps-




-cough-



???: ... Okay seriously. HIT IT GIRLS!

Music starts playing as the bar is all of a sudden lighted up by rainbow coloured lights from everywhere. A band appears infront of the scene that mister ??? enters along with 5 choir girls, graps the microphone aaaand...

T. Otally Coll: *Starts singing*

If you have problems
if you feel down
If anything is bothering yooou -you you-
If the world is mean
and your nappy ain't clean
And you're feeling rather bluuue -blue blue blue-

And your sister is a floozie
And your father is a wimp
And your nanny is too caring
And your brother is a simp
And your Aunt he is a weirdo
And your mum never around
- Don't be a fooool
But listen to T. Otally Coooooool

Viq: T. Otally Cool?

T. Otally Cool: Yeah! That's me! My speciality is helping people like you!

Viq: But wha...

T. Otally Cool: Just listen... *singing again*

He's your buddy, he's your pal
And he'd never steal your gal
And he will always be right there for yoooou
He's your friend
He's your brother
He's your father and your mother
He's your sister, he's your familyyyyyyyy
He is your uncle T. OOOOotallyyyy
Coooooooooooooool!!

Girls: He is your uncle Totallyyyy cooooooooooooooool!
T. Otally, Otally coool
T. Otally, Otally cool
Cool T. Otally
He's the best
In the north
In the south
In the east
In the west
And he will never let you down
Say "Hooray" cause he's in town
Otaaallyy Coooooooool
T. Otally Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!

*TA-DAM!*

Viq: ... whaao....

 

[Beauregard]

*meanwhile...*

Hmm...too bad I didn't issue my kids with cell-phones..and/or cells, then I would simply not lose them. *heads inside* Guys...we should go look for Viq.

 

[Vibs]

Vibs: Look for Viq? .... He'll be home when he gets hungry. And besides we can't leave little Jack all by himself... !

 

[minidoozer]

*Looks at the spot where Viq sat not too long ago*

You're absolutly right Bo!

*Pics up Jack and Vibs, puts them in a pram and gives them both a lollipop that tastes of rain*

Come on folks! We have to find the poor little thing!

*Finds herself and the babies a couple of umbrellas and goes outside*

Follow me!

 

[Beauregard]

*Father looks at where Mingo used to be, looks at the mirror*

Father: Right, yeah,let's go...
Moppet (from mirror): Good luck!
Father: *twitch* Thanks.

*exits after Mingo*

 

[Vibs]

Vibs: Typical. "Oh no Viq has been gone for ... 2 hours let's go look for him!!!" hmrf... But then again... I've never been this close to Jack.......

Angel-Vibs: *PUFF* Vibs! Shame on you!! He is your brother, and he may be in trouble! But you care more about that mini-convict than you care about a baby that needs your love more than ever!

Devil-Vibs: But you gotta admit halo-gal that Jack-babyboy is raaaaather se...

Angel-Vibs: Vibs!! Don't listen to her! Think about Viq! Poor little Viq...

Vibs: Viq... Viq... VIQ!! You're right! Viq is my brother! Viq needs me! I... oh Hi Jack, you're SO cute.

Angel-Vibs: This is a waste of my time.

 

[Beauregard]

Does anyone have any ideas where to look? I'll check the garbage, you never know what babies get up to these days.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*meanwhile, in Mingostone's pram, a blue hand reaches out and quickly grabs a baby*

*cut to ~ DanDan's apartment*

DanDan: Welcome to my apartment. You may have noticed I live inside of a large shoe. That is because I found socks were too flimsy to live in. And now to eat you...

*and in one swallow, Jack was fully consumed*....