"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

*father wakes, and walks downstairs to the breakfast table, makes tea, and opens the paper*

*Reads* Crazy child holds toy-store ransom...

...strange...

*reads* The boy who calls himself Kyle the Killer is...

WHAT! Kyle? The boy-next-door-now-turned-evil-world-taker-overer???

 

[Erine81981]

The Next day........

Yakky: Kyle are you feeling any better today?

Sure. Why do you ask?

Yakky: Uh just being kind and just asking is all.

Biggy: Yea nothing big is happening or you didn't turn at all evil the other day.

What?

Yakky: Thanks alot, Biggy. When we went to your parents house you seemed to turn evil and want to take over the world.

Whatever guys. Ya'll must be seeing things. *looks concern* Are ya'll sure about this?

Biggy: This is true Kyle. You wanted to take over the world. Like your parents do.

This isn't good. We have to do something about me. I'll just have to be shot into the *starts again*.........

Yakky & Biggy: UH OH!

Yakky: Everyone out of the house! RUN!

Yes its me. The evil side to my too my good side *turns back*...moon. *looks around to see no one in the room with me* Something is wrong with me.

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... So, Kyle wants to go up to the moon again eh? Well, that can be arranged.

*Talking to girls... Now then, I hope you can play nicely in the playroom or in the front garden/yard area while Mommy's watching you. Daddy has errands to take care of this week, will try to be here in the afternoon to play with you a little.
*To Isabelle: Just LMK if there's anything else you need and I'll try to take care of it.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Tabby: Okay Daddy.

Kelly: Okay Daddy.

Ann: Okay Daddy.

Tabby: So what should we do?

Ann: I'm a battle tested warrior!

Tabby and Kelly: ANN!!!!

Ann: Sorry.

 

[The Count]

Oh dear... Ann, go wash up and get dressed... Me thinks that perhaps you could benefit with a small dose of reality.
So, if you two don't mind... *Talking to Kelly and Tabby: Ann will be coming with me to help with the errands.
Hope that's OK and have fun here at home till we get back.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ann: Okay Daddy.

Tabby: Have fun!

Kelly: See you later!

Tabby: Hey Kelly.

Kelly: Yeah?

Tabby: Tag, you're it!

<they run around for a while>

 

[Beauregard]

*walks to work*

Hmm...the streets seem very deserted this morning. Hmmm, wonder why...

*whistles*

So nice to be back in normal every day england...nothing can possibly go wrong.

 

[The Count]

*On way to mail store... Oh hi Bo, hope you have a good day at the office.
OK Ann, we're going to stop at the mail store first. Daddy needs to buy a couple of those green slips and send them to a couple of friends/sellers.
Not to mention we have to pick up today's alotment of stamps as well.

*Both enter mail store and go on with their errands.

 

[Beauregard]

Morning Adam, look...*runningto catch him up*

About that pirate and kidnapping your daughter thing....no hard feelings I hope?

 

[Harvey Towers]

Meanwhile at Wilson's tba

*Mr Harvey stands with a clipboard and records the spoils of their epic journey*

So that's one large block of ice *tick*

and one genuine Australian kangaroo *tick*

Ah, a marsupial on ice - first days back at work don't get any better than this!

Now, all that's left to do is - err -take these up to the management. That should be easy - shouldn't it - will you come with me Mr Moppet... please?