"The Moppet Family..."

[Vibs]

*Vibs is racing downstairs with Viq's beloved "Book About The Universe And Everything Else - And Bees!" in her hand and Viq's right behind her*

Viq: StOP!! I'll... BUY you 344 new barbies jsut please gimme my book back!!

Vibs: Lalallalalala no lalalallalala!!!

*Vibs is racing into the kitchen and crawls up on the cooker but finds it's really hot so she jumps down again, but happens to spill a little bottle of something into the soup*

 

[theprawncracker]

Fine, if Mingostone wants to go off with some weirdo, I'll get my soup myself.

*Takes ladle and pours soup in a bowl large enough to hold the entire pot of soup*

Ah, that smells great, for once.

*Sits at table and eats soup really fast*

That was wonderful.

*Grandma walks in*

*Jack does a double take*

You...your...I...I think I love you!

*Jack grabs Grandma*

You my sweet sweet lady are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen!

 

[christyb]

Grandma: What?? You put me down you overgrown boy. Let me go. *bonks Jack on the head with a frying pan*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ow! My love, why must you torture me so? Let us not let our love be hidden! Kiss me you fool!

*Jack runs after Grandma*

 

[christyb]

Grandma: Christy, you stop this....this....who are you anyway?

 

[Vibs]

HeveJ: Aye Mingo me lass. - say, can anyone tell me why I be here?

Vibs: Hey! Look it's the cool guy that made Father cool and not... Father!!

Viq: Hey look Jack is kissing Grandma!

Vibs: Ha ha, that was a good one, but you ain't gonna get your book back! Ha!

Viq: ... no, really he is kissing um... YucK!!

Vibs: *Looks - Eyes wide open - begins sniffing* But... *Looks at Jack* You won't have a baby but a grandma is no problem! I'm through with you Jack!!
* Leaves crying - um, wailing...*

 

[theprawncracker]

Christy, you stop this....this....who are you anyway?

Me? You do not know who I am? I my dear lady am the one and only Jack Bandit. Now may I treat you to dinner tonite my love?

*Looks at sobbing Vibs*

Um, Liza, the baby's crying shouldn't you...

*Sees Mingostone kissing Hevej*

Oh...Fine I'll take her upstairs and put her to bed.

*To Grandma*

Then we can be alone.

*Jack picks up Vibs and walks up the stairs*

 

[christyb]

Mother: *yells* Everyone freeze! *everyone freezes in place* Where is Moppet when I need him? *while everyone is frozen in space* All right. I have to go to work now. Jack you are not in love with my mother. Vibs, dear, you're just a baby and much to young to date. Hevej, hurt Miss Mongstone and suffer. Now you can move. *everyone drops to the floor*

 

[The Count]

*Arriving back home with Ann. We're hoooome!
OK, you go find your sisters and Daddy will start putting away the groceries.
*Isabelle informs Adam about two boxes that arrived. Rully? Wonderful! Will get to them after I finish with the girls.

Oh, did you have a good day?
*Isabelle and Adam start talking while putting away groceries. Mmm, I see. Well, at least we'll have a good dinner.
Mashed potatoes with peas for the girls, mixed in with little pieces of chicken. And we'll have the rest of the chicken dinner ourselves. Sounds good. Wonder if Christy has everything under control at her home.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Kelly: So, Ann... how was your day?

Ann: <shrug> it was okay.

Tabby: Well, what did you and Daddy do?

Ann: Errands.

Kelly: You're not too talkative at the moment, are you?

Ann: No.

Tabby: <sigh> Come on, Kelly, let's just play another game of tag.

Ann: I think dinner will be ready soon.

Tabby: <not listening, tags Kelly> Tag, you're it! <runs off>

Kelly: Um...