"The Moppet Family..."

[The Count]

*Flicks Father/Moppet back with a snap of the fingers. *To Hebbage...
Yea call that magic? Tis only a cheap parlor trick. You do not want to see true magic. Not the kind I can summon when I get angry. As for your little racket... That's easily met.

*Thing grabs hold of ship's railing while zooming past and crawls back to throttle Hebbage. Told you you wouldn't get along with him. Sometimes there's just no talking to him. No... You can talk to the hand, but me thinks the hand don't want to hear it.

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: Argh! *falls down the steps into the lower parts of the ship while grappling with Thing*

Father: It'll all end in tears...
Moppet: Can you shut up, or give me some help here?
Father: Oh, sure.
Moppet: *leaps up onto the boom* Boom Moppet! Tally-ho! *grabs a rope, and swings down like Indiana Jones* Ahh-ahahaaha! *Or tarzan maybe...catching up Kelly and landing on the figurehead*
Father: Don't sqirm, dear, we certainly shan't hurt you.
Moppet: Give up now weak and tiny english man!

 

[Vibs]

Twins appears on the deck

Viq: Oh look! Father is in trouble - We gotta help father!!!

Vibs: What!? Me?? Helping Father?? - I'm on Moppet's side...

Viq: But aren't he... they... one... I mean...

Vibs: *Stands on figurehead infront of Moppet with sword raised* I ain't letting no one pass me!!

Viq: No me either... or... something....

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: Excuse me, can I come through? *tries to step past Vibs* And, Mr Cole, if you want Thingy, he's below at the finger buffett! Hahaha! I crack myself up!

Father: Nice comedic timeing.
Moppet: Arrr...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... Yo hoo and a bottle of... um... soda... or something...

Vibs: Don't you dare comin anywhere near Moppet, I don't know why but I'm on his side now!!

Viq: I'm tired...

Vibs: ... Me too actually...

Both: ZzzzzzzzzZZzZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Oh great...
Moppet: Oh Great...
Father: We agreed?
Moppet: Hardly, I said, Oh Great, and you said, Oh great.
Father: Oh...
Moppet: Great...

 

[Harvey Towers]

*Still in the crows nest*

Mr Moppet is in trouble! And you know the Wilson's motto SuZan: "Never mind the workers, the management stick together!" I guess that some of that still holds. Right get mainbrace spliced, I'm going down!

*Climbs down the rigging*

SuZan, for the last time, careful with that ice!

Hello again Mr Moppet, no luck on the kangaroo front I'm afraid. Now you must introduce me to all your friends; or are are these people trying to kill you just casual aquintances?

 

[minidoozer]

*Mingostone suddenly finds herself standing behind Moppet and Hevej dressed in female pirate clothes and a sword in her hand left hand*

Why is this sword in my left hand? I'm right handed.

*Takes sword in her right hand*

I'm right behind you Hevej.... And Bo....

*Discovers the twins sleeping*

Aw.. Cuties! I'll better bring you two downstairs. Then you won't get hurt in this pirate-father-mother-uncle fight.

*Carrys the twins downstairs*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Are, Mr Harvey, this here is Captain Hevej, have you met? And that there is Mother, with the sword looking very...oh dear...very much like she is going to bust a blood vessel, and this is...
Moppet: Never mind that, they be about to slice our livers.
Father: Our...livars?
Moppet: Recall yer pirate-hood wimp. It be pirate talk.
Father: Technically called Pirate Lingo.
Moppet: *frowns*

Hevej: *grabs Mingo's arm* You be leaving the twins, and join us. Your one brave lass, that's fer sure.

 

[TogetherAgain]

(ooc: just a point of reference... ok bic)

Moppet: *leaps up onto the boom* Boom Moppet! Tally-ho! *grabs a rope, and swings down like Indiana Jones* Ahh-ahahaaha! *Or tarzan maybe...catching up Kelly and landing on the figurehead*
Father: Don't sqirm, dear, we certainly shan't hurt you.
Moppet: Give up now weak and tiny english man!

Kelly: Will you make up your mind? Are you not hurting me, or am I pretending to give up?

Ann: <shaking, waving sword around rather pointlessly> DON'T HURT MY SISTER!

Tabby: <to Ann> You know, if you could stop being such a scaredy-cat, I bet you could figure out how to use that sword.

Ann: Scaredy-cat? But I am a cat!

Tabby: Not at the moment, actually, you're not. But anyway. <to Moppet/Father> Well answer her question already. Are you going to play nice, or do I have to come over there and kick your butt?

Kelly: Relax, Tabby, I can handle it.

Tabby: Oh, can you? How?

Kelly: Like this.

<a huge wave crashes over the figure head, soaking Moppet/Father and getting water in his eyes. Kelly jumps (quite gracefully) away, perfectly dry>

Tabby: How'd you do that?

Kelly: What, the wave?

Tabby: No, how'd you stay dry?

Kelly: Well you didn't think I was going to let that wave touch me, did you? It would ruin my hair!