"The Moppet Family..."

[Vibs]

(SN: Wow... I watch "Pirates Of Carribbean" and suddenly the Moppet Family's past is decided. - Do I love having influence... *tehe*.. No I didn't say influenza!)

Viq: I can't bear seeing this!! Somebody hold my hand over my eyes I'm too scared to lift my arms!!!!!

Vibs: Viq. We are sitting in some rotten cabin with an old chessboard to amuse ourselves with. Calm down will ya?

Viq: OOH I wanna be the KING! And the horse! And the... and the other horse! No actually... I'm all the horses. Yes. And both kings. And I'm the board too.

Vibs: *frowns*

 

[The Count]

*Tentacles receed into murky depths.
Oh no, that can only mean one thing.

*Phantom ship glides down ocean to confront Hebbage and Father/Moppet.

Avast! Who dares defy Commander Christy? They'll have to deal with her blod-thirsty brother... Admiral Adam!
And his triple terrors... *Eyes glow smoky red directly looking at Father/Moppet and Hebbage.
You wouldn't be thinking of defying her will, would you???

 

[TogetherAgain]

Side note: Guys, this is absolutely insanely hilarious to read! random question- well not so random, but- Count, are the girls at sea, too? Because I'm a little lost. Actually I'm not even here, I'm disappearing for a few hours...

 

[The Count]

Aargh! Who said that? Oh... Twas you, Tabby dear.

*SideNote: Yes Lisa, the girls are onboard the phantom ship. Why do you think I said "triple terrors"?

Aha, doesn't Annie look lovely with all her gold earrings. She's a fine sword-wielding fighter. And her sister Kelly can charm ya' with the soothing song of the seas, and then blow ya' down with the full fury of the ragin' ocean storms. And don't get me started on Tabby. She's a whirlin' twirlin' tornado of destruction.
But their mom... Second only to her sister-in-law. Come Christy, let's run these bilge-water rats through!

 

[Erine81981]

Biggy: Guys, look whos here.

Yakky: Mrs. Moppet is back. Glad to have her back.

YES! She's back and ready to deal with mr. moppet. *sees Mr. Cole* Hey there Mr. Cole! Hows things going for your vacation? Ours is going ok I guess, as you can see. Glad to see you out here. *sees the girls playing on the top deak* Hi girls! *waves to them* Talk to yous later. *runs over to Mrs. Moppet* Hey there. How was the trip and glad to see you made it back alive. Sorry about your husband. He acted as if we weren't going to see you again. Thats all. He really love you.

Biggy: He's telling the truth.

Yakky: Hello. *waves to Mrs Moppet*

 

[TogetherAgain]

(sidenote: Thanks Count, just thought I'd double check...)

Ann: <looks at sword in hands> Daddy, what am I doing?!?

Kelly: You're helping our aunt. Don't worry, Daddy wouldn't tell us to if it wasn't good.

Tabby: This is so cool! Hey, look what I can do!

Kelly: Not yet! Wait for Daddy or Aunt Christy to tell us.

Tabby: Oh, alright!

Ann: Who is that guy?

Kelly: Which guy?

Tabby: Ann you can't just say "that guy" when there's so many guys around!

Kelly: Which guy?

Ann: Um... Never mind, I forgot which guy I was asking about.

Tabby: <angry sigh> Just hold your sword!

 

[Beauregard]

(ooc: In case it is confusing anyone, Moppet and Father are one, Father is talkign inside Moppet's head)

Father: I've heard of Family arguments, but this is ridiculous!
Moppet: Shhh! I'm trying to concentrate. *narrows eyes*
Father: You might say, Shh, but I'm the one who'll get hurt here.
Moppet: Yeah, whatever. *raises sword*

Hevej: Moppet, lemme know if you need a hand.

Father: Yes, yes! Give us a hand!
Moppet: I'll take these down singlehanded.
Father: Darn it...

 

[Vibs]

-Silence-

- Tick tack tick tack tick tack ...-

Viq: ... And then the king says "Kill that horse" and then he kills the horse and the horse go GnarF and... But then the other horse guns down the queens with his acid rain gun and the queen, BUUUUMMM but then the entire board blows up and then... um...

Vibs: *Bored* Viq? Want some real action?

Viq: Yeah, all my chessmen are dead anyway...

Vibs: .. Alright. *Grabs two swords hanging on the wall, throws one of them to Viq* There, now just a teenie weenie bit of magic and *PUFF* We are looking like real pirates...

Viq: Hey! Awesome!... Hey, why did I get the hook?

Vibs: Because hooks aren't very feminin.

Viq: Oh I see.

Twins crawl upstairs

 

[The Count]

*OOC: Yes, we understand Father and Moppet are one and the same person Bo. Just glad you haven't added... Oops, almost made it even more confusing there.

*BIC...
What's that? You want a hand you scurvey knave? We'll give you a hand...
Thing! *Hand appears, and is thrown at Father/Moppet.
There's your hand, you Ken Lily-livered louse of a safarin' sea gull. But it won't be much help to you, he only takes orders from us.

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: Aye, yet we have alittle magic of our own, magic of yonder open seas! *tennis raquett apears in hand* *bats Thing into the near distence* One Point! I mean, 15-Love to us! Ha!

Father: Oh lord...
Moppet: *charges Mr Cole*
Father: Now that can't be the best idea I ever had...