"The Moppet Family..."

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Beauregard

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*walks in*

Mr Havey, I know you have a certain attraction towards your fellow collegues, but if you are going to put them in sacks and carry them off, can you do it on your own time?

*exits*
 

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I'll have you know Mr Moppet that I have just saved SuZan from a fate worse than many fates generally considered pretty bad! While you've been, where? At home reading the paper and drinking tea! You should have been here; reading the paper and drinking tea! It would have been much easier for me if I'd had a diversion...

*Goes into the office*
 

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Oh, well....you see I had a family crisis, Mr Havey. So I had to go home and drink tea. However, I am here now. I saw the message from managment. I do wish they would talk sence from time to time.

*steps over sack, and follows Mr Harvey into the office*
 

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Well, I better wonder downstairs and see what's for breakfast. *He goes downstairs* Oh, no one's cooking anything. Perfect... Well let's see, do they have a toaster? *rummages through cabinets* Ahh here's one. Now, where's the bread? Wait a minute why do I want bread? That's all I got in pr...*realizes that there are still people in the house* I mean Sweden! Phew, that was close. I wonder when those twins will be home? I do think one of them is pretty cute...
 

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*Walks into the kitchen*

Hi Jack. The twins are at home, they're just asleep. I hope they'll soon wake up. They have slept for a looooooooong time. Actually I have slept for some days too. I just woke up

*Sees that Jack can't find eatable breakfast in the kitchen*

I can cook you some eegs if you wan't?

*Realises that the eegs lay broken on the floor*

Um... Or we could just go to a cafe or something...
 

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A cafe would be lovely sister dear, let's get going shall we? We can take the care I sto... I mean bought right before I came here!
 

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A new car? Wonderful.

*Looks out of the window*

Jack? Is that your car? Um... I think some police men is taking it away...

*Looks at Jack*

Did you steal it? *sigh* Then we'll have to take my car.
 

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Okay, you can hide under the seats.

*Covers Jack with a coat*

Come on, hurry.

*Runs to the car*
 

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Meanwhile at the office...

*phone rings*

Hello? Yes, this is Mr Moppet, no, two P's. Yes. And an O in ther after the M. Gee, anyone would think I was stil making my ransom notes. No, oficer. I didn't say anything. Where? My house? I'm afraid I know nothing of a car outside my house, except mine, and that wasn't stolen, unless it was stolen and then sold to me as not stolen. No, officer, I am not reporting a robbery. Certainly. I'll be right back. Yes, no, maybe. Good night officer.

*to Mr Harvey*

I'll be right back.

*leaves*
 
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