"The Moppet Family..."

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Kelly: Daddy, can I have some milk, please?

Tabby: Daddy, can I please have some milk?

Ann : Can I please have some milk, Daddy?

Kelly: You're both copy cats.

Tabby: (changes to human form) Not anymore!

Ann: I don't think that's what she meant.

Tabby: Daddy? Why don't people have fur?
 

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Aaaah. You girls surprised me. Yes, come, let's get you some milk.

Well Tabby... People don't have fur, they have hair. Animals have fur or hair, depending on the type of animal they are. Cats and dogs and bats and squirrels have fur... But yaks and other such animals have hair.
*Gets bottles and prepares the milk. So, what have you three been up to? Hopefully not any trouble.
 

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*walking by*

Aunt Dan-Dan has furry arms...

*walks into work*

Yes, it turned out that it wasn't such an emergancy. Just that victor playing with my garden equipment again, and the dog trying to....polish my shoes. Anyway, where did we get with that message?

*smash!*

Ahh, a new one...."Mr Mop, and Mr Har-He, write this note: Dear Queen, if you don't turn over the crown jewels we won't release your corgies."

Oooh...oh, my, something must be done about this. We can't have this at all. Mr Harvey don't you agree that this is the most terrable thing in the World! There are hardly any 'Q's in the paper's these days....how annoying...
 

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*In reading room, surrounded by three Cole Girls with their milk bottles...

And that girls, is the end of Destination: Home. Truly a wonderful story.

Now go get cleaned up for your afternoon nap while Daddy cleans up and puts everything in its place.

*Musing to himself... ...and maybe there'll be a nice surprise for them on Monday.
*Thinking noone heard him.
 

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*Hears distant purring. Who's there? Kelly... is that you?
What happened, can't get to sleep?
 

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Kelly: Yeah... Daddy, I'm confused. I'm tired, but I'm just not falling asleep.

Ann and Tabby: zzzzzzzzz
 

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Where in the world could he be?

Biggy: Did you cheak the laundry?

Why?

Biggy: Because.

Because what?

Biggy: Why do you always turn it into a question saramony?

:confused:

Biggy: Just not me huh?

Nope. Keep it the way you were taught.

Biggy: Me think in dirty clothes?

Thats much better. Ok I'll go cheak there. You go and do......whatever?
 

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*Takes Kelly in arms. Don't worry dear, you'll fall asleep in no time. Meanwhile, do you want to know about the surprise for Monday? I'll tell you, but you have to keep a secret from your sisters. And if you do a good job, you might just get your own little charm.
*Leaves with Kelly still cradled in arms.
 

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Meanwhile at Wilson's...

*Mr Harvey sneaks along the corridor with a large sack slung over his shoulder*

*A note for the management is pinned on the office door*

Dear Messers Poppet and Larvley,

Certain actions by certain individuals has led to certain managemental activities being ceased for the time being, almost certianally. You will find everything you need to begin your new career in your office

Love and kisses

The New, Friendly, Machine Washable, Management
I got a note like this pinned to my dresser once... what's so bad about that? It was pinned with a knife and my dressers name was Margaret!

*Mr Harvey drops the bag on the floor. A muffeled cry in pain from SuZan is heard*
 
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